Tech Tafari

Full-stack engineer | React • Node • Python • Go
Building AI systems, automation & production-grade software.
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[Tech Tafari @tech_tafari]

@beldinkaaray 😂😂https://t.co/7iEs6xvFLI

[. @realgugo]

"unaangalia as I destroy you"

[Tech Tafari @tech_tafari]

@MkenyaMzi Vision 2030 is still on, Kenya's load balancer serving distributed systems worldwide

[Dr nutCase @nut3case]

kwani people dont behave this way to their partners??
Mimi adi kwa functions napigiwa udaku

[Auline paul ke🇰🇪 @kWestBeast]

The truth was a tax too heavy to pay, so I paid you in the currency of illusions instead.

[im_putchi @im_putchi]

hey

[Of monsters and men @Ianliam6]

Hii imenikumbusha this year I offered a chille a museum of illusions date plus maybe drinks later akaitikia alafu cancelled last minute akasema Ako busy then later stumbled upon her ig stories kumbe a dude alipeleka her and her entire squad gun range and go karting.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷

[Low Level @LowLevelTweets]

what the fuck is this company doing bro

[Eric Manyikah @EManyikah]

Kenya might fear Ebola which is okay but the biggest disease we have is this Aden Duale! What sort of reasoning is this from a supposedly Health CS!!! Damn

[Zee @ZainabBell657]

pro tip: to transfer a file quickly between computers just copy the file you want, disconnect your mouse, plug it into the other pc and paste

[Ilia Topuria @Topuriailia]

Fathers hope. Champions know.

I’ve heard this story before: bigger men, stronger men, better men. Men who said I was just a small guy who was about to get a lesson in humility.

They all learned the truth the same way.

Your son already knows who I am. On June 14th, you will too. 18-0 PAPA 🌹

[Lorénzo @Tuendete]

😂😂anarev

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

I find it deeply offensive when people compare Arsenal to terrorists.

Terrorists actually attack.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[yip @yipfella]

Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free

[Sahil @sahill_og]

POV: you are using Claude opus 4.8

[Mashood tried Ops @fromcodetocloud]

Only Linux users will get this😂

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

What I used to say when the weedman wouldn’t answer the phone

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Dereva wa nchi ni people pleaser. And we're not the people he pleases.