Tech&MerchHoe

Being paid by the FruitStand to be fucked by them on a daily basis

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

An Apple a day makes the doctor stay

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

I’ve left the Fruit Stand for good after discussing it with my therapist for a couple of years and setting everything up for my new career

Best decision I’ve made in my entire life. I’ve never been so happy and healthy.

I hope you all get the chance to do so.

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

Not really sure if I’m lliving the best moment of my life yet or the worst one. And this feeling is consuming me every single day.

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@a_tired_genius “Nah! It’s just allergy season.” - then proceeds to call in sick for the next week

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@gotbizintros Not being able to afford shirts is the worst offense, imo. I’ve seen our colleagues walking around our store with beat up and worn out shirts because we don’t have enough new shirts for them.

Trillion dollar company my ass

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@FRSwoes Back when I was a closing shift Tech Spec, I’d always end my shift zoned at GB, by myself. There wasn’t a single day in which I didn’t have to deal with customers being scheduled on overflow by some shitty On Point throughout the day

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

I love/hate how accurate this is

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@DepotDisaster I love how this also works the opposite way:

Me and my coworker taking a breather after 2 hours of dealing with an understaffed PZ

Managers hanging out in a corner

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@Aging__Runner I always reply with “the ticket has already been raised. There’s nothing else we can do besides waiting. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@PulledfrmRepair I worked 9-5 with weekends off for some time, while I was on a CE in Corporate. Every single day, I went back to my place and I still had the time and energy for working out, doing all of my daily chores. I miss those good ol’ days.

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@thotnas @gotbizintros Meh, I wouldn’t expect a backtrack on its cost. But I could definitely see a couple of new Apple Music features being announced at the next event to justifiy this increase

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

“So, is that a Mac Mini? Is it like an external HDD?”

I had to hear that from my Senior Manager once 🤡

[texpert 🧃 @gotbizintros]

How my store leader looks checking into the GR for the first time in 8 weeks

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@FRSwoes @PulledfrmRepair They usually don’t need to worry about it or they take care of their finances just like how they work: giving a total of zero fucks about it

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@drbreadpitt @sr_jrgenius “Yeah, sure! I can definitely clean it up for you!”

Starts polishing said MacBook

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@sr_jrgenius In my store there was a specialist who got a passive score that said “he was great and really helpful. I couldn’t have asked for a better Apple Store employee to help me with my issue. I’m giving him a 4/5 because Jesus Christ is the only 5/5 in my life. God bless him!”

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@LindaLominger I hate how they make no effort to hide that they are desperate to get you to pay for more storage (and hate it even more how they call it iCloud+). This shitty practice of “free” 5GB storage space feels and looks so cheap

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@FlaggedForDepot @sr_jrgenius It never fails to impress me how managers have no idea how the store they manage runs and operates

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@Wahffle_ @FlaggedForDepot Imo, 10th gen iPad is a scam

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

@galaxyexploring Way to gooo! Hoping for the best!

[Tech&MerchHoe @techandmerchhoe]

THIS! 100%

[Joe Rossignol @rsgnl]

USB-C is nice but it's too bad the new Siri Remote didn't get a U1 chip for Find My support.