My Life Is Laced With Sophisticated Taste🐦

Farmer🐔🌽🚜 Angler🎣 RusticMetropolitan, Agricultural Engineering | Cereals, Cigar, Sapiosexuals are muse. Founder
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[My Life Is Laced With Sophisticated Taste🐦 @techdbaseengine]

I smoke and drink and all those flaws, hurting liver, damaging lungs!

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

At the time of this tweet, GEJ was just 3months into the government as elected president 😊😊

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Because you wan cure konji, you rush go precious iPhone 14.

Now, she don allow chop her work clean mouth and you no still buy phone for am.

Now, konji don catch you again and you're now promising precious iPhone 16.

If na you be Precious, you go gree?

P.S: this tweet has nothing to do with Tinubu's electricity promises.

[GenZ HQ @gen_z4961]

This unexpected street interaction took a turn nobody saw coming👀

[ASHLY🥀 @Babee_Ashly]

Smart little kitten just wanted a ladder 😂😂💪🏻

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Props to the clerk 🤣

Writer: Ian

[My Life Is Laced With Sophisticated Taste🐦 @techdbaseengine]

Every tribe in Nigeria loves Peter Obi. Even @Princemoye1 knows that. Egbon I will still vote Peter Obi next election if you like personally go with police gun and escort Mc Oluomo and other yoruba agbero.

[. @Fimiye]

I no wan dey follow any kain babe again. You gats be a proper baddie, or neps, or make you get work. You must be useful

[My Life Is Laced With Sophisticated Taste🐦 @techdbaseengine]

Idiots like .@Mrjags__ becomes boy boy in his entire life.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Ibrahim Turaki became governor at 35

Donald Duke at 37

Chimaroke Nnamani at 38

OUK at 39

These guys got these opportunities when they were young, and their generation decided to close the doors at young people ever becoming anything more than SSAs.

[My Life Is Laced With Sophisticated Taste🐦 @techdbaseengine]

Tinubu nko? Like husband like wife

[Simi @SympLySimi]

I didn't vote for GEJ and I campaigned against him. He has no idea wat to do wid over 150million people. #GodHelpNigeria

[My Life Is Laced With Sophisticated Taste🐦 @techdbaseengine]

3 ugly imps. They irritate me so much

[Olamide Obe @olajideobe]

The three idiots. 🤡 🤡 🤡

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Seyi Tinubu’s police escort is LEGAL

BLord’s police escort is ILLEGAL

SAME NPF, DIFFERENT ELEPHANTS

[Auriel @Auriel_zy]

Doctor: When was the last time you had sex?

Patient: Do you want the date or the name?

The doctor looked up from his computer.

Doctor: Excuse me?

Patient: You asked when. I thought you might also want to know with whom.

Doctor: I'm asking because of your test results. Are you sexually active?

Patient: Yes.

Doctor: Are you married?

Patient: Yes.

Doctor: Does your husband know you're here?

Patient: He brought me.

Doctor: Does he know you might be pregnant?

Patient: He knows. That's why we're here.

The doctor paused.

Doctor: So what's the problem?

Patient: My husband had a vasectomy three years ago.

Doctor: Was it confirmed successful?

Patient: Yes. He went for the follow-up tests. The doctor told him he was shooting blanks.

Doctor: And you've had a positive pregnancy test?

Patient: Two of them.

The doctor looked at her results again.

Doctor: Have you discussed this with your husband?

[Ambassador Dr. Lucy Natasha, COIE @RevLucyNatasha]

Two Angels are in your house today. Angel Gabriel for goodnews and Angel Michael for fighting your battles!

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

there is only one king 👑

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

After the NDC guys finished disciplining the thugs in Asaba,

They did a follow-up rally to confirm if the thugs learnt some lessons,

And surprisingly, no thugs showed up and the rally was completed peacefully.

[Spinn @TheToluSpinn]

The same way Hitler and the swastika are looked upon as a horrible stain in the history of Germany is the same way Tinubu and his inifity symbol will be looked at in years to come in Nigeria.

And everyone of you that supported this dirtiness will be a shame to your descendants.

[Adetutu Balogun, MBA @Tutsy22]

Adams Oshiomole
Dams Oshiomole
Ams Oshiomole
Ms Oshiomole
S Oshiomole
Oshiomole
Shiomole
Hiomole
iomole
Omole
Mole
Ole!

[Baby Elephant @ABHILASH_MENON]

Me - I want this watermelon.

Mommy - No child. The shopkeeper lady will scold you.

Me - Shopkeeper lady. Please can I take that watermelon to eat 😀

[Sandraify6 @Sandraify6]

I wore my APC face cap this afternoon because the sun was scorching.

I went to the POS lady to withdraw, and the first thing she asked was, “Aunty, are you APC?”

I laughed and explained that it was just an ordinary cap I wore to shield my face from the sun. She warned me to be careful because people are angry.

I didn't take her seriously until I got to the market. People kept giving me strange looks.

Then I got to a meat seller and asked for ₦4,000 worth of meat. After some back and forth, he looked at me and said, “It is you and your people that put this country in this condition. Is that not an APC cap you are wearing on your head?”

Omo! I had to explain myself all over again. 😂

I collected my meat, removed the cap and stuffed it inside my nylon bag.

Nigerians are really angry! 😂

[My Life Is Laced With Sophisticated Taste🐦 @techdbaseengine]

My dad too and at Yaba

[Minkir | 外人 @minkir116]

Bought a book around leventis today and when the shop owner saw my surname on the transaction receipt he asked if I knew my dad because my dad used to buy books from him weekly some over 20 years ago at his old shop. Yeah, definitely my dad.