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Congratulations to Nick Oliver for being elected mayor on top of his head coaching duties!

#HuksyHockey 🏒

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Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru https://t.co/wCwv1bbE5o

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Evan Murr would drown in a 5 gallon bucket I was never worried

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@TechHockeyLiar @GopherPuckLive Murr about to clown ya’ll on 2 dif teams💀💀💀

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@Maniacofmayo69 @GopherPuckLive Evan Murr after skating with his head down through the middle

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BREAKING:

Senior goaltender Luca Di Pasquo is not expected to make the trip to Houghton next weekend. Between the 2023 GLI and opening weekend 2025, Di Pasquo was quoted wanting “nothing to do with the Huskies, Jack Works, or Teydon Trembecky���

Per @GopherPuckLive and myself

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#onemoreweek

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4 more weeks #figures

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Hate this list cause there’s no way Alex Tracy is the 7th most influential person of all time

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Top 100 Most Influential Persons in History

1. Jesus
2. Napoleon
3. Muhammad
4. William Shakespeare
5. Abraham Lincoln
6. George Washington
7. Adolf Hitler
8. Aristotle
9. Alexander the Great
10. Thomas Jefferson
11. Henry VIII of England
12. Charles Darwin
13. Elizabeth I of England
14. Karl Marx
15. Julius Caesar
16. Queen Victoria
17. Martin Luther
18. Joseph Stalin
19. Albert Einstein
20. Christopher Columbus
21. Isaac Newton
22. Charlemagne
23. Theodore Roosevelt
24. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
25. Plato
26. Louis XIV of France
27. Ludwig van Beethoven
28. Ulysses S. Grant
29. Leonardo da Vinci
30. Augustus
31. Carl Linnaeus
32. Ronald Reagan
33. Charles Dickens
34. Paul the Apostle
35. Benjamin Franklin
36. George W. Bush
37. Winston Churchill
38. Genghis Khan
39. Charles I of England
40. Thomas Edison
41. James I of England
42. Friedrich Nietzsche
43. Franklin D. Roosevelt
44. Sigmund Freud
45. Alexander Hamilton
46. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
47. Woodrow Wilson
48. Johann Sebastian Bach
49. Galileo Galilei
50. Oliver Cromwell
51. James Madison
52. Gautama Buddha
53. Mark Twain
54. Edgar Allan Poe
55. Joseph Smith, Jr.
56. Adam Smith
57. David, King of Israel
58. George III of the United Kingdom
59. Immanuel Kant
60. James Cook
61. John Adams
62. Richard Wagner
63. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
64. Voltaire
65. Saint Peter
66. Andrew Jackson
67. Constantine the Great
68. Socrates
69. Elvis Presley
70. William the Conqueror
71. John F. Kennedy
72. Augustine of Hippo
73. Vincent van Gogh
74. Nicolaus Copernicus
75. Vladimir Lenin
76. Robert E. Lee
77. Oscar Wilde
78. Charles II of England
79. Cicero
80. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
81. Francis Bacon
82. Richard Nixon
83. Louis XVI of France
84. Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor
85. King Arthur
86. Michelangelo
87. Philip II of Spain
88. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
89. Ali, founder of Sufism
90. Thomas Aquinas
91. Pope John Paul II
92. René Descartes
93. Nikola Tesla
94. Harry S. Truman
95. Joan of Arc
96. Dante Alighieri
97. Otto von Bismarck
98. Grover Cleveland
99. John Calvin
100. John Locke

Source: Steven Skiena and Charles B. Ward are the authors of Who’s Bigger? Where Historical Figures Really Rank, Cambridge University Press, 2013.

Disclaimer: The views expressed are solely their own.

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How dare you stand where he stood

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@Maniacofmayo69 Bros so concerned about the left when he should have been looking right

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@Maniacofmayo69 @MSU_TheHerd Ice would crack 💔

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Breaking: Minnesota State to part ways with head coach Luke Strand after a slew of decommitments. Strand is expected to take a promotion and coach ACHA D2 Wisconsin next season.

(Per: @MSU_TheHerd and @ManiacsofMayo)

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@TechTruther @kelldog3116 Let’s leave this to the professionals shall we

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@kelldog3116 @TechTruther This mf thinks he can do it like me smh

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@ncima34 @ManiacsofMayo Can’t help but notice he still hasn’t signed anywhere, could he still be stuck?

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BREAKING: Rhett Pitlick went missing tonight in Mankato’s biggest game of the year. Pitlick’s silence on the scoreboard was apparently due do sugar poisoning, as Rhett ate 107 mini donuts during pregame.

(Per @ManiacsofMayo and myself)

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@ncima34 @ManiacsofMayo Going donut for donut, I wouldn’t put anyone over them. Will have to keep this in consideration

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@CCHAWatch Lucas Wahlin is so incredibly ugly I deadass might root for Mankato

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A traditional unlike any other! Chase Connor was seen partying with Boston College students ahead of the Bemidji’s inevitable loss tonight.

The BC YoungBoy returns after yet another underwhelming hockey season north of 47th parallel.

@bsuyoungboy

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SIGNED‼️

Ryan O’Hara better brush up on his Japanese! The BGSU captain has signed with the Yokohama Grits of the ALIH after his season concluded in St. Thomas tonight.

頑張ってください、ライアン！

(Per @BGHockeyFans )

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Bob had one last trick up his sleeve! McKenna is following Ferris State on Instagram after lengthy NIL talks per @CollegePuckNXT. Problems incoming for the CCHA!

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