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disonaur nicken chuggets

[jules @techie_jules]

This is me and I have no shame

[Nebraska Humane Society @NEHumaneSociety]

Anubis can't be your guide to the underworld, but he is well-versed in the Chipotle/Starbucks/Noodles & Company parking lot on 72nd and Dodge which is basically the same thing

[jules @techie_jules]

@cathyhiatts Not me trying to understand this in the context of Stranger Things 😂

[sara hinkley @boneysoups]

tell em, edith-anne

[jules @techie_jules]

@rbnicole_ “a body suit is just a modern day chastity belt”

[jules @techie_jules]

I’m on a zoom with someone who’s never used zoom before. How have you managed that after these two years???

[jules @techie_jules]

@bierman_bryce Or maybe... it means all the bad stuff happened in 2021 and 2022 is a year of good things

Just without Betty white...

[jules @techie_jules]

Betty white didn’t want to live in a world where she wasn’t allowed to play with legos, and for that I respect her

[jules @techie_jules]

@izzyhowell_ Low key my everyday goal

[jules @techie_jules]

Student: I can see dead people
Me: who do you see right now?
Student: your mom
Me: oops, picked the wrong parent. Try again next time 🤷‍♀️

[jules @techie_jules]

@Jansen_Kid Add this to the list of “Things I Didn’t Realize I Had an Opinion About”

[jules @techie_jules]

@izzyhowell_ @rbnicole_ 2 is incomplete and the rhythm rounds on fours, so you need to do two rounds to be complete. 8 total.

[jules @techie_jules]

But why did it have to be Julie 😂😂😂

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

How cool of was it for American Girl to make this helpful little infographic? I think Julie surprised me the most!

[jules @techie_jules]

Final thoughts: I’m glad Bella and Jacob stayed friends (not bc of Nessie, but bc they’re better as friends) but I would still say I’m not team Edward until he figures out how to stop gaslighting women. I pretty much love every other character though 😂

[jules @techie_jules]

Twilight breaking wind part two: how many people can we get to give up and leave before the opening credits are finally done

[jules @techie_jules]

So probably a 5/10 because Charlie and Carlisle absolutely rocked this movie and I love them both. But also it’s twilight and still sucked soooo