Andrew Schwantes

Purveyor of elegant bits, technology storyteller, and beard enthusiast. Always searching for that path to an objective truth.

[Andrew Schwantes @TechInTheBurbs]

@rdshah @wiltfongjr Someone hasn't been listening to ESPN 1000 this morning. Their partner.

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A tradition like no other. Fanatics blaming officiating for their fandom's demise. Goes both ways. I have a VR experience for training referees if you would like to put your money where your mouth is to make calls in real-time and from field level. #ItAintEasy #LionsVsbears

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@670TheScore @dan_bernstein @BernsyHarris

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@DMRegister Cute Ms Reynolds. Let more guns around my children and their schools yet you hide because "concerns". You are a coward. If my kids have to face violence because of your legislation, you shouldn't be afraid either.

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@KCCINews This is a solution to what problem?

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@hermit_hacker I love those tree fractals like that, set against the open sky background, super crisp! You are crazy, but not for that.

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@hermit_hacker @RestorationGame I miss our early Fireball Island days.

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@jaredortner @jasonmauck1 With a golf ball or your cart?

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May I please get two followers to copy and repost this tweet? I’m trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

#SuicidePrevention
US 1-800-273-8255

#Samaritans
UK 116 123

#TelefonSeelsorge
GER 0800 1110111

Just two. Any two. Copy. Not retweet.

//@hermit_hacker

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@twmurph @Metallica The world deserves to see how well the jacket still fits 😉

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@jaredortner

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@jaredortner I would like $100 from you. Am I doing it right?

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This summer when the #wallstreetbets millionaires cruise on into the hedge funders' country clubs. #GME #ToTheMoon
https://t.co/bQPEI22pqD

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@aaron_hoffman

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@aaron_hoffman "raise hand" button and ask for your bathroom pass.

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@robertclabough @b_lamb21 @SamGorgeouss Nah, full rebuild every time! #Over9000

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@twmurph Recently had to start consuming some new APIs. The company forces using their API to finish account setup that without doing cannot access their website and the API docs. Most frustrating experience I have ever had.

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@twmurph Do you still have yours?

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

Also, go update your Zune. Yes, you. https://t.co/YFjlhdRmFN

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Suicide figures are up. Could 2 followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

Call 1-833-456-4566 (Canada hotline)
1-800-273-8255 (USA hotline)

Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

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@twmurph Proud of your son. We all have a civic duty to our fellow humans.