Jared Ortner

Commercial Fintech. Firefighter. Thoughts are my own.

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@BujokMr @DoubleEagle49 Look around the table for the patsy. If you don’t recognize one, it’s you. Of course thanks to the index providers changing their rules everyone gets to hold the bag in their 401k

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@FiSurgi @Codie_Sanchez Doing things with my hands in the yard weather permitting. Otherwise ya games

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@WestLoopTom @MelissaSmejkal Fella ruined it for everyone.

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@AndriaDont99498 Fraudulent sba loans mostly. Ask David einhorn or check out his book.

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@corn_porkNbeans Sorry dude I had to take a yuge dookie somewhere secluded didn’t mean to clog up the works

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@NihilarianZH @BillAckman Someone had to fill the foundation selling all theirs haha

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@EnergyCredit1 They have them at Sam’s Club around here now but yeah, loooots of trimming. Poor man’s brisket they say.

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@Emmonspired @Cat5SMASHICANE G19 ftw

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@pinpulleddrmf Holy shit maybe it is. I thought they went dumb rounded bodies in the late 90 early 00. I stand corrected

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@pinpulleddrmf That’s not a 97

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@PLM_Pimp Have to take my shoes off to count em

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@FedProm Not enough. Next question haha

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@JLinvilleFert I’ve been told around here folks are having to go a lot further to get it, a lot of co-ops are near dry locally

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@RampCapitalLLC I dunno send the money and I’ll let you know k

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@giveashitnature I get milkweeds like crazy, wife started pulling a few and I told the littles butterflies would come to them if we let them live. Love my patch of weeds

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@RampCapitalLLC Any break barrel under 1k gps with some subsonic-ish or ‘whisper’ pellets. Or fuck em and go subsonic .22LR

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@BowTiedBroke It’ll cost ya to survey but I’d rather pay on the front end versus the back

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@FedProm Fake news

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@sschevelle33 They basically said if they run out of USD and don’t get a swap line they will switch to CNY. Gotta prop up that petrodollar…

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@Captain_0f_Alts There is no elixir to old sir, I’m sorry