Okosisi Chijioke

EVs, solar & tech, minus the hype. Founder, Laundryfica. Building software for creators & business owners, with an eye for brand & digital strategy.

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

Father God, mature me to a place, where my spirit is aligned, not to miss what I must receive because I'm immature or too proud for it.

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

Event planners, look at what’s happening: clients now hire two vendors. One to cover the event. Another just to post clips the same day.

If your photographer can turn around a 30-second reel before the guests get home, you’ve saved your client a second invoice.

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

@vovudebosh Testing it is free, but 30 dollars on the side? Okay.

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

@shugarDadddy @yabaleftonline Oooo, this makes it to my screenshot 🤣

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

@Geoy09 It's almost midnight and I'm here replying, so I'm not the one to tell you to sleep.

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

@headzoo Give it 5 years and we'll be telling juniors we used to write our own commit messages.

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

@djsavyofficial True, but "keep going" only works if you're also getting better. Doing the same thing for 5 years without improving is just staying busy.

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

@headzoo omg, the feeling is mutual, shall we go on a 60 day learning streak?

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

10 litres of fuel a night.
7 hours of generator noise.
About ₦14,000, gone before morning.
10 days: ₦140,000
30 days: ₦420,000
6 months: ₦2.52 million

If you've been running generator, you don't have to go full solar at once. Some setups let you start small and add as you go.

But please, do this math for your own house tonight.

[Shaun Gold | Venture Comedy @butshaunn]

There is a dangerous moment in fundraising when founders start counting meetings instead of progress.

25 investor calls.

12 follow-ups.

4 partner meetings.

87 coffees.

$0.

Congratulations on your extremely successful podcast tour.

A fundraising process ends when money enters the bank.

Everything before that is foreplay with PowerPoint.

[Amy Mek @AmyMek]

Parents Must Watch!

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

@ZionistWeb @vovudebosh The irony 🤣

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

We often think environment means the place we live, but it’s more than that.

It’s the people we spend time with.
The conversations we constantly have.
The ideas we’re exposed to.
The things we normalize.

You become a product of your environment, so be intentional about the atmosphere you keep around you.

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

No wonder ordinary people feel like they’re being ROBBED in slow motion…

Your paycheck gets taxed before you even touch it.

Invest what’s left, and the government can take another cut of your profits.

Keep it in cash, and inflation eats into money you’ve ALREADY paid tax on.

If inflation runs at 6% a year, cash earning no interest loses almost 30% of its buying power in just SIX YEARS.

That’s overtime, skipped holidays and years of saying “we can’t afford it” buying you less and less.

How the hell is the average person supposed to get ahead like this?

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

@whoisroffy Hello,
Is the onsite location Lagos or rest of the world?

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

@djsavyofficial wait a minute, what did I just watchm? 😀

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

@victor_codes24 Happy birthday to you bro, God speed!

[Fact @Fact]

You keep a lot to yourself because it's difficult to find people who understand.

[Sean Hickey @headzoo]

Early stage products die without good word of mouth. Finding customers is hard enough, but the challenge is building products people talk about.

A gimmick, a guarantee, a weird feature, a strong opinion. Give people something worth mentioning. Good products aren't enough if nobody remembers to tell a friend.

[Russell Rozario @rusroz]

@choblin29 The friction of human progression will enter a state in which it is smoothed out completely.

Advancements, breakthroughs, every single day, life radically changing not only for those who are extremely aware at what goes on in the industry, but for those who live in ignorance

[Okosisi Chijioke @techmandrel]

Real talk: in 150 years (probably even way less), every single person currently reading this tweet will be gone.

We’re just passing through this massive cycle of life and time. It really makes you pause and think: how are we actually living? When our chapter closes, what kind of story are we leaving behind for posterity to talk about?

At the end of the day, everything boils down to Jesus. He isn't just a figure from history books—He’s the ultimate anchor. He takes our temporary, fleeting days and gives them real, eternal weight and purpose.

Take a minute to check your steps today. Are you building for things that fade, or things that actually echo into eternity?