𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄

25 year B2B CMO/CRO. Analytics, Fintech, AI. 5 happy exits, working on the 6th. There's no magic, it's all hard work and experience. [email protected]

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@igchampcom Let’s start with holy triumvirate: lie, cheat, steal.

Moving on the the more subtle, but equally salient behaviors:
Incite violence, inflict senseless cruelty, promote ignorance, destroy trust, and undermine democracy.

This comprises the top 5% of FatBoy’s “accomplishments.”

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@MAGAVoice FatBoy is desperate. His coming electoral castration will render the addled fool!without a compliant congress.

This leaves us still under threat of his irrationality, but more protected from his procedural schemes.

Best of all, we get to witness his final descent into madness.

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@DefiantLs Gee, those numbers sound a tad… general. Let’s see the data, dipshit.

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@FoxNews So Lumpy’s own Rx site scam gets revealed a Senate hearing, and just like that, there’s suddenly a “crack down” on medical fraud.

Whadda ya know…

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@statesman Sure, who better than the voice of Radio Meathead to inform a lobotomized public?

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@mark_slapinski How could they tell?

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@EastEndJoe Especially the part where he doesn’t wear a helmet.

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@TRUMP_ARMY_ In terms of fuck-ups and felonies? Certainly. It’s not even close.

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@DimaZeniuk He’s not an engineer. In fact, the designs in which he’s had notable design input have failed rather spectacularly - optical only for FSD, the “Hyperloop”, the automotive abomination we know as the Cybertruck…

What he IS is an effective fundraiser.; inveterate liars often are.

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

You know what I think? I think Lumpy is crowing about his “cognitive test” results because HIS STAFF NEEDS A WAY TO KEEP TESTING HIS OBVIOUS DECLINE, SO THEY TELL HIM THAT HE’S “ACED” AN INTELLIGENCE TEST.

It’s a “management tool.”

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@_RichardCitizen Straight… out of his sphincter, and into the eager, however dysfunctional brains of his core base. Despite the very real threat he poses to… oh, let’s call it the entirety of human accomplishment, it’s fascinating to watch the moral and cognitive contortions.

FUN!

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@FloraLuzz_ I think it would be a lot easier to just set it on fire, or flush it down the toilet. Either approach accomplishes the same thing without having to create an engraved printing die. It’s really a “win-win”.

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@bennyjohnson MAGA is retracting like a scrotum in liquid nitrogen. God knows we ALL deserve the coming spectacle of them finally shattering into bits after being hit by the mid-terms.

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@StephenM As a walking, talking little dildo, you possess a perfectly understandable interest in genitalia, and clearly enjoy being shoved into dark places where you don’t really belong. What fun!

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@Suzierizzo1 “Poorly designed and hastily assembled.”

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@Bubblebathgirl The “trailerparking” of America is nearly complete. Perhaps we might have some violent, red-neck sporting event hosted at the… oh, never mind.

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@BoLoudon @marcorubio Yeah, “incredible” doesn’t cover it. “Fucking insane” is much closer to what this is.

[𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘄 @techmktr]

@EricLDaugh A toilet is a “machine”, and one which has considerably more stamina and cognitive awareness than this ochre lump of decaying flesh.