the technician

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[the technician @technician000]

@TeamYouTube @JPD_III @CollegeGameDay hahahaha i didn't need to wait until tomorrow AM. Turns out the NDSU game just literally just cut off at 11:57 tonight mid play. Well played @YouTubeTV - you just lost like 30% of your base to fubo or hulu. Ill be back there tomorrow to watch some bowl games. Good job team!

[the technician @technician000]

@TeamYouTube @JPD_III Hahaha. Really. And to think I switched to YouTubeTV thinking a company like Google/Alphabet would be larger than these sort of petty issues. I'll check in tomorrow AM and if I don't see @CollegeGameDay on espn, I'll delete you and have another service in 15 minutes.

[the technician @technician000]

@SimoneEli_TV @YouTubeTV @espn and that is why the people will cancel tons of subscriptions. The zillionaires and the other zillionaires cannot figure out how to divvy up the common mans $$$ without screwing both of their customers.

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@gatorej86 @jacobkschneider @YouTubeTV @espn Nah - the contract team probably get promoted for saving like $17.00 a month despite losing a zillion dollars in customers forever. WTG @YouTubeTV

[the technician @technician000]

@jacobkschneider @YouTubeTV @espn good job - zillionaires arguing with other zillionaires about how much of our money they should split..

[the technician @technician000]

@jacobkschneider @YouTubeTV @espn agree. literally just happened minutes ago. cancel time. I went to "live" and no espn channels. Welcome to a mass exodus @YouTubeTV

[the technician @technician000]

@francesloverly Means that dude can't get laid, and is trying anything to get some.

[the technician @technician000]

@HeyTammyBruce @DailyCaller From the song Delicate Tendrils -
"Hang spent bullet cases from fishing line outside all the windows of your house.
Put up signs: Please break in- I would love the opportunity to kill you legally"

[the technician @technician000]

@RealJamesWoods One warning call to tell them to move off of my private property or I will defend my self. Then, if they do not comply, begin unloading magazines. I believe in the case of them throwing themselves into the door to break it, castle doctrine would apply regardless of SYG or not

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@Super70sSports It was also hilarious that Fred used to smoke on the sidelines when the D was on the field...

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@DriverWrites Excellent. Cruise on over to the embassy (Nearby!) and go ahead and request asylum. By the way, the USA does not grant asylum for economic reasons. Thught it best to inform you of that first. Have a great day and safe journey back to wherever you came from! 😀

[the technician @technician000]

@President1Trump @ICEgov

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@JohnCooper0610 @LauraLoomer @staceyabrams I think the Black Panthers showed us all we needed to know about her yesterday. Just saying.

[the technician @technician000]

@GinaGenochio Did Grover Cleveland's people then spend the next several years whining like pussies, pretending that Harrison didn't "really" win and trying to completely break down the system of elections that had worked well for so many prior years? Harrison=#NotMyPresident lol.

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@LANURSE1 It's not only your party but mine and many other patriots! It's America's Party.

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@heckyessica Redheads are hot. I suspect you might be too. Just saying

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@CassandraRules Shocking - (her words next) - "Young Black Ass" lies to people to pay her bills. I am totally fucking shocked.

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@ezraklein Folks. Lets be civil and pretend this is an actual thing.

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@Ancestry Really popular because we are all members of https://t.co/xWBSODIXwU

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@SKYRIDER4538 Who copyrights that shit?