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[🦅 @technonymous_]

@Evander611 Real ooo my bro real asf

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

i don call my boss say tomorrow say i no dey come work, i wan use the whole day pity odumodu

[🦅 @technonymous_]

@Narcissist___01 Na inside cloth you think say e fine

[4pf @Akanni51103489]

i was born from a c-section never been a pussy nigga

[PALLIATIVE UMU ASA ™ @13_xcvi]

If I soapy, I go get bad luck.

If she soapy, she doesn’t want to be sleeping around.

If I turn down girl wey like me, I too get pride.

If she turn down guy wey like her, it’s not by force.

I don pay my rent, na my responsibility.

She don pay her own, everybody call her independent woman.

Something hurt me, I burst tears for road, them say I be agbaya.

Access bank debit her 500 naira, she burst tears for road. People gather, raise 100k for her on the spot.

I no fit meet up with my rent obligations, I dey irresponsible

She no fit meet up with her rent, life is just too hard on her

If i no get sense, I be fool

If she no get sense, she’s just a girl.

What a world!!!

[HE WHO DRINKS @MrOdunfa]

Dem fit call you thief

[🦅 @technonymous_]

@Rexnn3 @guylykwizi 10 years from now you still Dey owe aura 😂😂😂

[FELIX (The Peanut Seller) @Felix_the_SUG]

For people still in doubt, this is my only official account and I want to thank all who sent money to my account and also to people who want to see me appear looking healthy by taking my measurement for a new wardrobe

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

If God wan punish you, e go first give you babe wey friends dey controls

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Last year 25

This year 26

Next year 25

Forever young , iya yin loma darugbo 😂

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

i can move things with my mind now

[Tony Blundetto (HE'S/DEAD TIRED) @WillSutton78]

Bonnie Blue : My water broke

Baby:

[🦅 @technonymous_]

@DUkauwa94288 So na God make you ugly for church or you where just naturally ugly

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Taking time off work today so I can pity you properly.

[🦅 @technonymous_]

@socetyhatesjay So you do men too hmmm

[🦅 @technonymous_]

@diminki Make the book digest inside him brain wella

[🦅 @technonymous_]

@whopls_ Very

[🦅 @technonymous_]

@yankeeplug_ Template Boku 😂😂

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Stay blessed ❤️🦅