technospider

Slippi: TECHN#0
Samus main from BC, Canada
BASc Mech/Elec UBC 2018'
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[technospider @technospiderssb]

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[technospider @technospiderssb]

I'd be so good at melee if I aimed for 8 GALINT instead of 10....

[technospider @technospiderssb]

idk why I am feeling so mean right now, but fuck it, we ball. Yall gotta stop expecting mistakes and start making them

[technospider @technospiderssb]

I am tired of seeing samus move further and further down the tier list.

The problem is that 95% of samus mains are shit and should pick up marth or some shit

your brain ain't galaxy. Your scissor's ain't hitting paper.

[technospider @technospiderssb]

@Pedlarbepedling fuck you

[toastmeal // PSF @lospass]

I'm just not sure if this is the right direction for smash 6

[technospider @technospiderssb]

@riennedutout honestly that's a gamer nod moment. Gotta respect real

[technospider @technospiderssb]

@goodluckharold Oh you have no idea the fucked up recovery mixups I have cooked up in my mind.

[technospider @technospiderssb]

started daydreaming about melee again.

god damn samus is ass, even in my mind palace this char can't hold onto advantage state for shit

why did I spec so much of my practice into learning platform movement instead of the art of walking forward -> jab -> wavedash back

[technospider @technospiderssb]

@AndrewGspeedrun I don't regret maining her at all tbh. hindsight is 20/20 but I stand by my decision to main the char I enjoyed the most.

It's just very hard playing a character that demands you to always match your opponent's tempo. We have to be obscenely tuned to our opponent's intentions

[technospider @technospiderssb]

@SSBMess_Head My dad gives people photos he made of them using AI for christmas and birthday gifts and it takes a year off my life every time

[technospider @technospiderssb]

Vance posturing so heavily to look like the good honest guy so that the republicans can be bamboozled again in 2028

The only reason trump isn't denying the results is so Vance can openly appear reasonable and sympathetic

Bait used to be believable

[technospider @technospiderssb]

Watching american politics for the last 20 years has pretty much just looked like this

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!

[technospider @technospiderssb]

@SSBMess_Head Me when idk if the person I am talking to is the "oh shit, thanks for correcting me" type, or the "If you knew what I meant, why does it matter" type when they pronounce something wrong or use the wrong word

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@ritualcasts I wasnt aware they were so loud about this when I posted it. Was mostly just thinking about how reverse engineering is going crazy and what big software devs are gonna do about it. damn

[technospider @technospiderssb]

prediction: the monopolization of memory and graphics cards by corporations is partly in preperation for a world where all software is interfaced over the cloud

This is the only solution software developers have to stemi the effects of the recent explosion of reverse engineering

[technospider @technospiderssb]

@LuckyStatsGG @Melee_Hell yay samus :)

[technospider @technospiderssb]

@tafokints She doesn't need it 😎

I would never want to trade in the absolute dopamine I get when I land 3 grabs in a single stock on someone

[technospider @technospiderssb]

I take this as proof that samus is really fucking hard when you break into high/top level, but she low key has everything you need to compete with the best, you just need to be the best player there

[Lucky Stats @LuckyStatsGG]

Who's ready for a truth nuke? There are only SEVEN positive EV characters in Melee:

Fox, Peach, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, Sheik, & Icies

You are losing at the Character Select Screen.

Data comes from 200k Melee tournament sets. More here (https://t.co/QrdZyhtItr) 🧵👇

[technospider @technospiderssb]

@wwwwwwxaw @mrmaan628 life, man. sheeeh