technospider

Slippi: TECHN#0
Samus main from BC, Canada
BASc Mech/Elec UBC 2018'
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I'd be so good at melee if I aimed for 8 GALINT instead of 10....

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Just had a meeting with the R&D lead at a large company (who are looking to acquire us) and for the first time, I realized that I am pretty good at my job.

My CEO listened in and was so happy with me. All I did was just have fun and talk about nerd shit with other nerds

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@upgamer_Nicki @Melee_Hell samus PS dsmash is soooooo good vs falco

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@MayBeVenting @comfidiamon NorthernLion gets flamed for this all the time because he is a toe-walker but vehemently denies neurodivergence

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@MatrixTranspose it also becomes more basic because it has more hydroxide ions that can bond with cations, no?

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Did you know that hot water has a lower pH than cold water?

(The range within waters liquid temperature range is 6.14 - 7.47)

This doesnt mean it stops being neutral acidity. pH just isn't a perfect measure of acidity

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@MatrixTranspose I wasnt saying it was abt charge either :s

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@MatrixTranspose Well, it becomes more acidic but it also becomes more basic in equal proportion. If we assume that acid is essentially the definitional opposite as a base, it is still neutral.

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this shit is 30% of the reason why I switched to box

[Fiction | 69% Apparel @FictionIRL]

We've been questioning ourselves and getting gaslit by controllers for 25 years and people will still think its on them. Its the controller! It's basically always the controller

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@upgamer_Nicki I would also frequently dream of a team-based capture the flag mode, but that's not in the spirit of what ur describing

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@upgamer_Nicki This is essentially all I would have dreams about when I was 11

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@Pedlarbepedling I am narcissistic but in the other way where I am constantly thinking about what other people think of me, but rarely think about what I think of me

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I am terrible at taking selfies and am usually more clean shaven butttt

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first piercing unlocked

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first piercing unlocked

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@Cyrain all birds are dinosaurs! but chickens specifically are descendants of raptors :)

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its still crazy to me that pangolins are real animals.

shit looks straight mythical

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

pov: you’re a scrumptious ant, or perhaps a delectable termite

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@naturalworlder yes

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when even ur therapist flakes on u smh

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@myluckymop So happy for you!!! congrats ❤️

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@TreyTheTrashman nope

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woke up feeling an unfamiliar weirdness in my throat. Look in the mirror, and my uvula is like 2.5 times longer than usual what the fuuuuuck

I am going for a walk and I can feel it jiggling around 😭

So weird because I feel otherwise 100% fine, no soreness, nothin

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on the bright side I can finally comfortably roll my R's