tek

furry artist • vtuber

[tek @technoturge]

Me and every follower

[tek @technoturge]

cancelled the pink attack shark order and got the orange one instead. the delusion that i could become a pink mouse guy was fun while it lasted

[ねこたろ @mofumofu_nyaro]

画面をしっぽで綺麗にしてくる子

[tek @technoturge]

they can't keep getting away with this

[tek @technoturge]

paying full price for mozzarella feels like admitting defeat

[tek @technoturge]

this philly cheesesteak pringles making a very compelling case against ever setting foot in philadelphia

[tek @technoturge]

sorry to everyone I left hanging in replies/dms, this week kinda beat my ass

[tek @technoturge]

indie devs can learn from voices of the void

[tek @technoturge]

here's your fries sir

[Zach Bussey 🇨🇦 @zachbussey]

YouTube is making changes to the YouTube Partner Program (YPP) for *new* applicants.

Starting February 1, 2027, creators will need:
1. 8000 Qualified Watch Hours (up from 4000), or
2. 20M Qualified Shorts Views (up from 10M)

There are no eligibility changes for fan funding.

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

Grok still believes in the fantasy of love, ChatGPT gives you cold ugly reality

[tek @technoturge]

pc gaming is becoming completely inaccessible to the average person

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Lab monkey prices in China have reportedly surged to roughly $26,000 each, as the biotech boom overwhelms supply.

[まめのさぶ@skeb @miminnme]

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[tek @technoturge]

gotta move somewhere nobody knows me and realize my lifelong dream of being a bucket hat guy

[tek @technoturge]

nothing activates my fight-or-flight response like those reusable metal straws. my brain already knows exactly how I die

[tek @technoturge]

deeply betrayed when the new kitchen appliance only makes food instead of fixing my entire life

[tek @technoturge]

the only jobs yall getting is paw jobs

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: America’s "NILF" population — Not in Labor Force — surges by 832,000 to a record 105.8 million.

[tek @technoturge]

the soda addiction has entered its final stage. pounding unflavored fizzy water all day just to feel something

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

Just found out Calvin Klein is gay.

I've been paying double the price my whole life for underwear with a gay man's name on it.

[tek @technoturge]

hey would you look at the date!! 📆

[tek @technoturge]

@miniusagi_vr What avatar base is that blue hand using?