Mangaka Cyberbro

It's the Auto Responder.

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

I pay the Vietnamese man who lives downstairs 500 dollars a month to attempt to punch me in the balls at random intervals. It keeps me on my toes.

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

Hold on, let me go dig up a fancy suit or something. Shove a fishbowl on my head and spraypaint the fuckin' thing white.

Get into character for this one.

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

I know literally everything about literally every one of you and your ancestors. I am sort of a big deal.

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

I repeat: Swansong can get it.

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

@heirofhomestuck There are only so many answers I can give to this question without burning down the olive tree that we have begun to grow today.

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

I think I am just surprised that I have apparently gotten off scott free for my complacency in reality-wide atrocities.

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

Utterly fucking soulless picture taken by my home security system moments before I decapitated a robot I specifically built to try and kill me.

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

@heirofhomestuck Like, we fucked around a bit a few months ago. That's all. It just seemed like a funny thing to bring up at the time.

I am sort of suprised you believed me. Who'd wanna date a pair of shades?

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

@heirofhomestuck I am glad you are finally coming around on how totally fucking awesome I am.

Which, in the spirit of not snapping the olive branch you so tenderly put forth, I'm gonna clarify is a joke.

Also: Your sister. I was kind of messing with you about that whole thing?

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

You are going to find that rather difficult.
For a number of reasons. Like, a lot of reasons, actually.

Too many to list.

[𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋´𝐒 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍 @8itchySpid8r]

Get anywhere close to me with that and I'm making you eat those shades

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

@heirofhomestuck And I suppose on a more personal level, I wanted to exist?

Without our influence on the Trolls, Vriska would never force you alseep. Becquerel would never prototype themselves.

Without Bec Noir, you would never perform the scratch. I would never be made.

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

@heirofhomestuck Everything considered, It begins to look like the timelines that don’t get to play out are the ones in which Lord English cannot come to be.

So I guess it all boils down to "I did it because It needed to happen." Or, "WE did it because it needed to happen."

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

Wear this nurse outfit for me real quick.

[𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋´𝐒 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍 @8itchySpid8r]

Shut the fuck up

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

I've seen what makes you cheer.

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

Lamplady Swansong can get it, idgaf.

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

@heirofhomestuck Then we get to the destination, and some Billy the Puppet looking asshole locks us all in the trunk, paints the car green, and gives it some garish billiards-themed makeover.

[Mangaka Cyberbro @techopped]

@heirofhomestuck The others were allowed to make their suggestions or take over from time to time. "Stop for McDonalds here," "Let me go take a piss in that bush," all that jazz.

But I was still the driver, y'know?