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Eyerollin’ to the grave | Opinions/tweets are my own, plus many others. #AppleToo

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I will never understand people that legitimately get mad when you ask to verify their ID. Do you really think I’m going to give you this $2,000 computer and NOT verify you’re YOU?! You got me fucked up.

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I understand technology is ever-growing, and it can confuse people, but I truly wonder how many folks survive on a daily basis.

How are you allowed to drive? Who hired you? How have you not burned your house down? MFs just be CLUELESS.

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@geninymous Imagine getting to work on time. Couldn't be me. LOL, also, CONGRATULATIONS ON GENIUS! I don't know how late I am, but I saw the name change! Yassssssss.

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@FlaggedForDepot What the hell are six fries going to to do? I need 30 minimum.

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@youwatchmegrow Yes, queen! We love to see it. 😈🖤

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I forgot about his account, honestly. Ya girl is still thriving in her villain era.

Want to get to where I am? Leave Apple. 🖤🙃

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@FlaggedForDepot And they proceed to stop every employee that enters the building before opening.

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@techexanon Since I left, I haven’t watched any announcements (I’m always busy). Then again, in all my years, I have yet to watch a WWDC announcement.

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@resistance1982 @AppleLaborers Also, even though I can change the name for that specific server, my overall username (the one with the # before 4 digit numbers) has my name in it. I’m not changing that to cater to one Discord server that I’d never use. Lol.

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My villain origin story: Apple Retail.

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@resistance1982 @AppleLaborers I’m more than aware. Still not interested. Thanks, though. I left Apple last year. Last thing I need is to be in a Discord server (I hate being in ones I’m not active in) that I’d mute/never look at. It’s also why I’m not on this account often. Moved on to better things! ✌🏽

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@idontmissapple1 I hung out with a few people a few times during my Apple tenure. I’ve become way more reserved over the years, but I don’t think that was due to work.

At my new job, though, no one intrigues me. I keep to myself and will light someone on fire (verbally), when necessary.

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@BlameTag I’d happily star in that film.

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@idontmissapple1 I’m aware that colleagues that have met me post Apple Retail got the jaded side of me, and I do not care. I like to be left alone. I’ve never hung out with any of my new coworkers/have never texted anyone for fun. Nope, I come to work, do my thing, then leave.

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@resistance1982 @AppleLaborers I’m not. I thought about it, but I didn’t feel like creating a second Discord account (I already have one for other things) just to remain anonymous.

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@AmyAmbiguity I got mad just reading this. The irony in the customer thinking you don’t know what you’re talking about when they don’t even know which charger to buy.

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@ilove_retail The steel bit?

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@FlaggedForDepot My personal Twitter is so far removed from this anonymous account. I don’t see any Apple shit on my personal.

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@ZoeSchiffer YOU AINT SLICK, AUNT DEEDEE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@gotbizintros I once had three back to back to back reservations for audio issues, due to the clear cover being on their phone. It was a great day for session duration, though. 🤣