K!M€U

Humble with a hint of Kanye.

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

Ruto’s answer to SHA not working for over a week now, is telling Kenyans to go to the hospital any pay nothing because the government has allocated kshs 5 billion to treat Kenyans for free.

Sometimes when you listen to Ruto, it’s difficult to differentiate him from a mad man!

[Call me Papi @papikocic]

Handing out cute notes 🥰

[Yams @yammybby1]

a desperate fan REALLY wanted a taste 😋

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Man to man: It's not your job to protect your woman from talking with other men. It's her job to set boundaries.

[K!M€U @techwhizMullah]

@off_jastine Women are comfortable walking half naked, why should I restrain the beast

[K!M€U @techwhizMullah]

@moneyacademyKE @Fortuneochako1 Kenya isn't broke; it's "pre-rich." But right now, it's doing the fiscal version of maxing out every credit card while telling the bank "this time I'll invest it wisely." The debt-to-GDP at 70%+ isn't a ceiling , it's becoming a lifestyle.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Pursuant to Standing Order 53(1), I have sought a Statement from the Senate Committee on Energy regarding the reported non-disclosure of beneficial ownership in the sale of Kenya Pipeline Company shares.
Kenyans deserve transparency, accountability, and full disclosure on transactions involving strategic national assets. Public interest must always come before private gain.
#AccountabilityFirst

[K!M€U @techwhizMullah]

This is governance by fait accompli. Pour the foundation, fly in the experts, dare the courts to do something about it. If the judiciary doesn't castrate this arrogance, Kenya will have proven once again that its Constitution is magnificent on paper and ornamental in practice.

[Nyakundi Report @NyakundiReport]

Health Cabinet Secretary Aden Duale and Attorney General Dorcus Odour are facing renewed legal pressure after the Katiba Institute returned to the High Court seeking sanctions over the alleged disregard of court orders halting the construction of a controversial Ebola quarantine facility in Nanyuki, Laikipia County.

In a fresh application filed before the court, the rights lobby claims that the government has continued developing the U.S.-backed Ebola quarantine and treatment facility at Laikipia Airbase despite conservatory orders suspending its establishment, approval, and operationalisation pending the determination of an ongoing case.

Katiba Institute argues that the continued construction amounts to a blatant violation of court directives and raises serious concerns about constitutional governance, transparency, and respect for the rule of law.

The organisation further alleges that authorities have failed to comply with disclosure orders requiring the release of key documents, agreements, and safety protocols related to the project.

The dispute stems from a petition filed on June 2, which prompted the High Court to temporarily halt any further developments at the facility. The court also barred the admission, transfer, or facilitation of entry into Kenya of persons exposed to or infected with Ebola through the challenged programme.

Katiba Institute maintains that the project was negotiated without adequate public participation and has questioned its implications for national sovereignty and biosecurity.

Executive Director Nora Mbagathi accused both the Kenyan and U.S. governments of treating court orders with contempt, insisting that constitutional safeguards must apply to all public health initiatives regardless of urgency.

The government has yet to formally respond to the latest application. However, CS Duale on Wednesday maintained that the government is complying with all court directives as investigations and legal proceedings continue.

[Emmanuella @Emmanuella45836]

His wife was too scared to use the private airline,she preferred using a car, watch how it goes

[Mzalendo Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

Loot-o's incompetence and micromanagement...

[GIDI @Gidi_Traffic]

A U.S. serviceman stationed overseas discovers through a home security camera that his girlfriend has brought another man into his house and confronts the them from the camera’s speaker.

[BIG BAD OGRE @BIGBADOGRE_]

This CCTV footage inside of Utumishi Girls Academy, shows me that there are really evil people out here. Why would you start a fire in a dormitory full of students sleeping?
A very bad decision has costed a whole country grief. Justice for the whole Utumishi Girls fraternity.

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

😂😂😂

[dunik @dunik_7]

RTX 5090 ($2,000). Ollama (free). $2,000/month from clients who can't legally use Chat GPT5.5 xhigh,.

here's the trade.

the 5090 has 32GB of VRAM enough to run a 30B model locally without it ever touching the cloud.

Ollama is one terminal command. setup is a Saturday afternoon.

what you sell: 2-4 small businesses a private AI assistant that lives on your hardware, reads their docs, answers their team's questions, and never crosses their network.

$500-1,000/month per retainer. three clients = $2,000+/month, every month, on a card that paid itself back in week one.

who actually pays this:

/ law firms whose clients' contracts can't go in ChatGPT
/ accountants drowning in client books they can't paste anywhere public
/ real estate brokerages with vendor data they signed NDAs over
/ clinics, e-commerce ops, anyone whose "we use ChatGPT" answer gets them a lawyer's email

they don't need "smart AI." they need private AI that runs somewhere they trust.

for $2,000 in hardware, that "somewhere" is now a card on your desk.

the AI freelance market in 2026 isn't about who writes the best prompt.

it's about who can host a 30B model on silicon no client's legal team has to ask about.

[Bob Basty @bastyblogit]

I no fit delete this video 😭😂

[The Only Joe @MjengoKE]

We listen and we judge. Wtf 🤔

[our x bestie @ourXbestie]

instant divorce 💀

[Random World Ψ @randomworldke]

Kibe was right a good man is a simp . Skia definition ya a good man according to her 😁😁

[Cartoon Fun Times @funcartun]

"Popeye the Sailor" old cartoons didn't hold back 😅