Paul Grimshaw

I like chips with onion vinegar, privacy, freedom and my kids. In that order. Oh, and @techywife.

[Paul Grimshaw @techypaul]

@innocent hey guys, this bottle says it’s two servings (hmm). Is the bottle 1 a day or 2 a day?

[Paul Grimshaw @techypaul]

@newforestdc hey guys, brockenhurst loos are closed for men, but the sign says disabled is open. This is also closed.

[Electoral Reform Society @electoralreform]

Labour was the only UK-wide party that benefitted from First Past the Post in 2024. Explore the results in our General Election dashboard https://t.co/BOXzsiYEMV

[Paul Grimshaw @techypaul]

@UK_Husqvarna Hello, is there any reason the Aspire R4 mower has suddenly been removed from your website?

[Paul Grimshaw @techypaul]

@Jollyestweets Brought 2 big bags of dog food, grabbed some other bits, used my loyalty card and overall spent £70. Get belittled for taking TWO dog treats for my dog when I didn't have my dog with me. Why piss of your regular customers over 1p worth of freebies?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

It increasingly winds me up no end that my wife goes into the kitchen, turns on the hot tap to wash a single plate, which fires-up the combi boiler, but she's finished washing the plate before the hot water comes through to the tap.

[Paul Grimshaw @techypaul]

@VANS_Europe @Vans hey guys, what do I do about these, failing a bit quick! Ordered from uk store.

[Paul Grimshaw @techypaul]

@SW_Help Does Brockenhurst station have lockers so I can leave my motorcycle helmet whilst travelling? If so, what are the costs/process to book? If not, any local stations like Ashurst (New Forest) or Admiral Hinton have them?

[Paul Grimshaw @techypaul]

@HalifaxBank Why can I not paste my password into the halifax app?

[crawf @crawf34]

I very infrequently watch reels but this had me crying

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

“Greeters” are rocking up outside polling stations to tell voters not to bother going in if they don’t have ID. If the voters turn away THEN and don’t even TRY to vote, they’re not counted as having been rejected and the govt can pretend fewer people were disenfranchised…

[Paul Grimshaw @techypaul]

@balconyshirts

[Paul Grimshaw @techypaul]

@thrivahealth On the test upload function, it would be quite handy to support tests you do not currently do. Got a fair few from the docs. Even if it's just a graph with no recommendations or info, having it all in one place would be helpful.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The UK Treasury is offering £57,000 (~$71,000) for its Head of Cyber Security. Seems…a little low.

[Paul Grimshaw @techypaul]

@Fjallraven_Swe hey guys, I absolutely adore my coat, but it has the worst zip on it. Can you make the same coat, just chunky zip that doesn’t drive me mad please!

[Paul Moore - Security Consultant  @Paul_Reviews]

Head of #Cyber Security for the Ministry of Defence: £54,440
Manager at Aldi: £54,900

Less stress, less responsibility, more money. Still wondering why the UK's defences are weak?!

[Wet Leg @wetlegband]

Very very proud to say that we took home two #GRAMMYs for ((Alternative music album))((Alternative music performance)) 😈😈 Thanks everyone for your support along the way ❤️‍🔥🥹 This is immense. 😳 what a magical evening🥲✨ @RecordingAcad

[Paul Grimshaw @techypaul]

@newforestdc outside village hall, burley. Who would be responsible for this please?

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Wish for miracles? 🇺🇦 create them themselves.
Want faith, hope? Both have been in the army for a long time.
Want light? It's in each of us.
Today it's only one wish.
It'll come true not by a miracle, but our work. Fight. Mutual aid. Humanity.
Happy New Year! Year of our victory

[Paul Grimshaw @techypaul]

@tado @ViessmannUK @Viessmann Hey you guys... Vitodens 200-W opentherm or tado support KM-Bus+ please and thank you