Life in the Divided States of America

Most of the problems in this country are caused by people who won't mind their own damn business.

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@jodybaker80 It appears that the first thing he said was, “Are you stupid?”

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@EndWokeness Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… the FUTURE of our country.

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@RealPrichard You are an embarrassment. You never deserved to be born in a place as great as North Dakota.

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@John_M15 “Mango Mussolini!!” 😆😆😆

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@RepMTG Like you give a ****, you stupid, bloviating cow.

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@The_Trump_Train No, and no. I’m no fan of Biden, but a deluded, selfish, infantile megalomaniac like Trump is certainly no better.

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@The_Trump_Train What mental illness is Donald Trump?

Paranoid, schizophrenic, or both?

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@The_Trump_Train No. He’s guilty of all charges, and more we don’t even know about.

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@BillboardChris @libsoftiktok Do your thing, Twitter, and find out who that violent, blond creature is.

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@The_Trump_Train A man far better than Trump will ever be, although using Trump for your standard is a pretty low bar.

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@The_Trump_Train Trump a deluded, selfish, despotic, lecherous, sack of excrement who once spoke despicably of how a man should treat a woman, started a riot at the US Capitol, and is today actively trying to incite violence.

Vote for Trump?

I think not.

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@RogerSt47838947 @imdavidbryan @Greenpeace Evidence? EVIDENCE?! Since when does anyone need evidence?

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@libsoftiktok I wouldn’t let my children anywhere near that.

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@RepMTG Your presence in Congress is an insult to everyone who has ever served there. And sadly, you’re not the only one.

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@KariLake @realDonaldTrump If he’s your favorite president, you’ve set the bar awfully low.

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@ianmiles I have a word for it, but there may be children present.

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@KingJames Thank you, Mr. Expert-on-Everything. I’m sure the NFL will hold an emergency meeting to discuss how to factor your opinion into all future decisions.

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@Santos4Congress @MittRomney Hey, @santos4congress, neither will YOU.

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@Vikings Just in case you haven’t heard yet… You suck.

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@VernonForGA @RozzaKat13 @Santos4Congress Well, we’re in 2023 right now, so the Kennedy incident is completely irrelevant. Why don’t you stay on topic?