Ted ♠️

Certified yapper

[Ted ♠️ @ted_danial]

What's my love language? Gatsby

[Paweł Wargan @pawelwargan]

In my lifetime, China lifted 850 million people out of poverty, while the US created one trillionaire. It is clear as day that socialism is the key to our future.

[️ @yonanijbol]

all this just to vote prabowo

[Ted ♠️ @ted_danial]

Make no mistake, Im just as hungry as you, if not more

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

"We have indisputable evidence that Ghaddafi is giving his troops Viagra so they can mass rape girls and babies. We need to bomb them now!"

*few months later as Libya has been bombed*

"Yeah we made up that Viagra mass rape stuff. Anyway, Israel has the right to defend itself."

[Lee Seng Foo🇲🇾李成富 @sengfoo88]

So lemme get this straight. The plan is:

1) Underinvest in public transport for years
2) Build a car-dependent society
3) Reduce fuel subsidies
4) Make EV ownership still inaccessible for many Malaysians
5) Act surprised when people are pissed

[ƒ(x) 🇲🇾 @drahfa]

Rakyat Malaysia dah start jadi mcm negara maju. Instead of buying Panadol (as a brand), consumer beli Paracetamol (as a solution).

Rentak Malaysia skrg ni dah mcm Australia pada 5-10 tahun lepas.

A shift to value-based services/products, bukan brand-based services/products.

[Tax Payer ⚖️ @mosalamandani]

When Americans teach their kids how to use firearms, it is patriotism, self defense and all about the second amendment.

When Muslims teach their kids how to use firearms, it’s violence and jihad.

Meanwhile their countries are getting bombed and destroyed. Do they not deserve the right to self defense?

Western hypocrisy is so nauseating, at this point, it’s not ignorance, it’s conscientious stupidity.

[Nat-scape Nat-vigator 🇲🇾 🏳️‍⚧️ @Natcromancer]

RM58.4 billion for fuel subsidies is MADDENING

More money is being poured into fuel subsidies than MOH! (RM46.5 billion)

Driving is heavily subsidised at the expense of LITERALLY. EVERYTHING. ELSE.

[tys ⵣ🇵🇸 @jojohakusho2]

every accusation is a confession

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

"Who radicalized you?"

I was born with a rare condition called logic.

[Roman Akramovich @SyedAkramin]

Saddiq tu walaupun sedang mabuk bercinta, dia -
- Sempat tamatkan pengajian di National University of Singapore. Dia nak jadi MP yang berilmu
- Kutip sumbangan untuk bantu anak Muar
- Rekod hadir parlimen 100%

Sekarang kau beritahu, apa Hadi Awang buat? Sibuk bercinta juga ke?

[Marcus d’Osint 🎒🕊️ @WarFrontIntel]

HOLY SHIT! No wonder Elon removed Hebrew translations and immediately off X! 😳

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Modern artists: “Free Palestine no antisemitism”

Michael Jackson:

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

Ok then ban Kosher too

[Arkan Almasri 🇵🇸 @AlmasriHaifa]

Guess who got a perfect score on the psychology exam at medical school despite all the suffering in Gaza?

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

"I was just following orders" was rejected as a defence at the Nuremberg trials by the way

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

You guys realize everything white people told us about North Korea was pure projection right?

[Ryan Rozbiani @RyanRozbiani]

International Law is DEAD

It died when the ICC issued an arrest warrant for Netanyahu and NOT ONE country he visited enforced it.

The UN passed countless ceasefire resolutions for Gaza. Ignored. The ICJ ruled Israel's occupation of the West Bank and Gaza is ILLEGAL under international law. Also ignored.

When you start enforcing International Law for EVERYONE, then you can quote it.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Make sense yet?

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

NETANYAHU: “Did the Nazis ask the Jews to leave politely? Did they say 'Please leave?' Of course not"

Umm…yes. The Haavara Agreement facilitated the emigration of German jews to Palestine. 60k jews chose this option and safely got out. The Nazis even mailed them their shit.