🇳🇿 Ted from Aotearoa 🌐🇺🇦

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[🇳🇿 Ted from Aotearoa 🌐🇺🇦 @Ted_from_NZ]

@NickyFrank30 That would be Shanan Halbert.

[WestSide 8345 @tauhenare]

What that says is that it doesn’t matter how many points the @AllBlacks score in the 1st half, they change into a mistake ridden, ill disciplined side that should give every team hope.

[🇳🇿 Ted from Aotearoa 🌐🇺🇦 @Ted_from_NZ]

@franklinleonard As long as they don't start throwing furniture at each other beforehand.

[Kieran McAnulty MP @Kieran_McAnulty]

Government cancels Affordable Water Reforms and dismisses recommendations from Future of Local Government review.

Rates go up.

Government blames road cones.

[The Rewatchables @TheRewatchables]

Hey Tommy… how’s the peepin’?

[🇳🇿 Ted from Aotearoa 🌐🇺🇦 @Ted_from_NZ]

@Timodc @Joshua_A_Tait Despite that, she was always known to have a certain "it" factor. Even during the dreaded "battle of the babes" in 2011 and when she was clearly more popular as Deputy Leader than Andrew Little was as Leader.

[🇳🇿 Ted from Aotearoa 🌐🇺🇦 @Ted_from_NZ]

@Timodc @Joshua_A_Tait Another fun fact about Ardern, she actually lost 3 elections in 2 seats (districts) in her first 9 years in Parliament - only getting in on the 'list' (long story). She'd only just won a by-election (special election) in a 3rd seat about 6 months before becoming Labour leader.

[🇳🇿 Ted from Aotearoa 🌐🇺🇦 @Ted_from_NZ]

@Victorshi2020 You know what happened the last time a women stepped in last minute for a dude who was flailing in the polls?

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Also me

[🇳🇿 Ted from Aotearoa 🌐🇺🇦 @Ted_from_NZ]

@FightinHydrant You can see the cricket influence in that swing.

[🇳🇿 Ted from Aotearoa 🌐🇺🇦 @Ted_from_NZ]

Whatever it takes... I guess?

#AUSvWAL

[All Blacks @AllBlacks]

A win at Eden Park! 🖤

Thank you for a huge battle @EnglandRugby 🤝

Ngā mihi

#AllBlacks

[🇳🇿 Ted from Aotearoa 🌐🇺🇦 @Ted_from_NZ]

@PronouncedHare Who?

[Squidge Rugby @SquidgeRugby]

Is there a minimum number of minutes someone has to play to get Man of the Match? Asking for a Beauden

[🇳🇿 Ted from Aotearoa 🌐🇺🇦 @Ted_from_NZ]

Jesus Christ.

[Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel]

What I'd just say to you is, I spoke to everyone from the A-List German Chancellor right down to to the C-List Iceland Prime Minister.
#ClistPM

[All Blacks @AllBlacks]

First win for 2024 in the books 👏

Dunedin, you showed UP tonight 😍

#AllBlacks #NZLvENG

[WestSide 8345 @tauhenare]

1. I thought the Warriors game was better
2. Captains a bit dongee
3. Some of those players shouldn’t have been there
4. Hope TJ is OK
#WeekendSports just started.

[🇳🇿 Ted from Aotearoa 🌐🇺🇦 @Ted_from_NZ]

@BBCr4today @BBCPolitics Jesus Christ, former NZ Labour MP Darren Hughes. It’s been a while since I’ve seen him.

[🇳🇿 Ted from Aotearoa 🌐🇺🇦 @Ted_from_NZ]

If I’d seen someone mention “Chandler Cunningham-South” on Twitter over the last week I would have thought it was some Conservative MP who just lost their seat. #AllBlacks #NZvENG