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[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Imagine your daughter bringing Peter 'Snakebite' Wright home. "Dad, this is my bf Pete I was telling you about".

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@DjokerNole come on mate, don't want to see dimitrov in the final

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@andy_murray come on now, Andrew, take the lanky bastard.

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HAHAHAHAH I knew it would work

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@WayneRooney ur not going to score!! Get Raheem back on!

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@ReynoldsAFC @CharlieYerburgh the poor fucker holding the barrel!

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Mikel looks like a sea-horse

[Damian @FootballFact101]

Lazio have threatened legal action against anyone who questions the age of their '17-year-old' player Joseph Minala.

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@TLMagician u dirty wizard! x

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@TLMagician 560

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@hazardeden10 fukin love u Eden. U r magical. Go on give me a retweet u absolute chap! 🍔⚽️💸

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@hazardeden10 I'm number one fan. Best player at the chels. Could I have a retweet? 🙏⚽️🍻🔟

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Linter thinks Clara is hot

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@AndreVillyB @SpursOfficial what a chap...

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#avbateton

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Torres u tosser

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What are Chelsea doing?

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@andy_murray good luck tomorrow boi... #letsavit