Ed

😃 Meant in the nicest possible way by the way - just a little joke

[Ed @ted_pen]

this diva

[Patrick Maguire @patrickkmaguire]

Catherine West now on Radio 4 saying Keir Starmer could win a leadership election and not ruling out voting for him

[Ed @ted_pen]

a gary neville mayoral campaign on top of everything else? we are eating good this summer

[Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky]

NEW: Leadership timelines:
** There is no contest at the moment, and will not be until 81 names are submitted to the NEC
** Wes Streeting has specifically asked for a long contest, that allows Andy Burnham to stand.
** If this happens, this is likely to mean it concludes around conference at the end of September
** In the first instance, No10 likely to emphasise there is no contest underway. But if it formally begins, will No10 press for a quicker resolution - the PM ++could++ make the argument it's in the national interest to get this over with.
** Andy Burnham could forward with a constituency name today; if he triggers the contest, then nominations would have to stay open for 6/7 weeks while he gets an MP - if he wins the vote
** Some NEC members want Team Burnham to put forward a plan for the Manchester Metro Mayor job that doesn't involve installing a sitting MP. Gary Neville is a name that some talk about, but I'm told he may not have been approaches so could be utterly wishful thinking.

[Ed @ted_pen]

my official prediction:
- they can't get burnham into parliament in time
- ed miliband only soft left candidate left standing
- 50 years of marxism-leninism-milibandism

[Ed @ted_pen]

on nights like this it's a travesty that they destroyed twitter

[Ed @ted_pen]

we should be watching a catherine west masterclass and it's buried under 6 feet of slop

[Ed @ted_pen]

if we're gonna have a pathetic triangulating labour pm, it should be Him

[Ed @ted_pen]

if peter mandelson goes to jail and ed miliband becomes PM after all these years... i may permit myself to lib out briefly

[Ed @ted_pen]

@tristandross would love to see some real professionals get their hands on this technology. just imagine a couple of comedians coming up with things michael caine might say. chills..

[Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste]

Greta Thunberg is a hero. She could have made a very comfortable life making Macronic & Obamic platitudes sharing a stage with the likes of von der Leyen, but she went the opposite difficult path speaking truth to power and showing up the liberal establishment for what it is

[Ed @ted_pen]

@sophiefernley can i get the name of the book you're referring to please

[Ed @ted_pen]

@boringdystopian @SamuraiApology @leowatkins91 we need a full archie woodexcelspreadsheet with the maximum number of tabs

[Ed @ted_pen]

@SamuraiApology @leowatkins91 we need hundreds if not thousands of archie woodrows

[Ed @ted_pen]

@xylottie doechii cancels if i remember correctly

[Ed @ted_pen]

it started as a joke, but the people are beginning to demand a conclave..

[Ed @ted_pen]

just been fired from Your Party Ltd because i won't stop suggesting a Conclave to solve all this

[Ed @ted_pen]

@SashaBK i am prepared to appoint you the Ralph Fiennes of Your Party. or i would be if i wasn't fired

[Ed @ted_pen]

@_georgina666 this why the left is no longer able to organise

[Ed @ted_pen]

i wish clueless idiots like this would stop weighing in on my efforts to re-woo my ex wife

[Archie Woodrow @SamuraiApology]

hard to see how anything constructive can ever come out of this now if both sides are taking legal action against one another...

[Ed @ted_pen]

@Zonal_Marking really good stuff this

[Ed @ted_pen]

@SamuraiApology @mattyglesias ? @joerogan ? @spectator ?