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if I was to be likened to anything, I'd have to say me, one because it's pretty accurate, Two because of one again really and Three.not sure,like 2 find out,

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@beckybeck142 Becks.. I've told you..ignore the knows.. only me worth kissing and stuff...you'll come to your senses..just be quick

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@Skip44443648 @_josephine0_ Because she's beautiful and can ask anything..to me anyway...cheer up a bit

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@_josephine0_ If they looked like that...EVERYWOMEN should wear them...and ask me out!!! ;)

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@_josephine0_ A liar

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@anabia1278 Well.... I could I suppose....can we still watch the football though?

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@Laraasilvara Last time I got asked that I got a £400 fine and 22 hours unpaid fkn work...wtf do you want ?
....lol 😊 .....anytime Princess xxx

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@Sofia50020Sofia Fkn Super women and bionic!
..she was 70,s sex...leave her alone

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@Jassica445 ..." not yet..but I soon will be!"
...anyone recognise the table turning quote from a "YOUNG ONE!" that altered the way drugs was touched upon whilst creative narrative explored different dimensions for
" the forgotten educated youth!" of the mid 80,s DUB CULTURE generation x

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@liasdivine @anabia1278 Let's see..what's he done..lol...he was probably only having a joke
..just a shit one...give him a break..at least he remembered

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@anabia1278 Yep..guess what..APPLE CARDS DON'T EXIST IN SWEDEN..mainly because every girl is sexy as fk and can't afford to upset the blonde muscular puffs..well...they are!

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@Ameliaqjvq If you really want honest opinion
..No...you daft sod...it's a piece of art as it is

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@_josephine0_ What's a first date...do I need a apple card with me
..( shag her though!)

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@NurseBecky86 You ok Becks... so you do have a sense of humour... a man walks into a BAR! and says "OUCH!" Love ❤️ you

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@NurseBecky86 Erm...I'd need to do a full fiddle examination..think you'll be ok
..not sure how I'll hold up..lets just do it eh?.. what harm can it do x

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@_josephine0_ Consider her an Angel...what's fat mean..is it not a word used for jealous people ( and farmers!)

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@Jassica445 You could say that Princess..I'm shit at sport..but if you want to go on a romantic walk together where we could keep jumping in bushes..I'm good at that..go on..stop me being afraid of you SPORTY XXX

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@JessicaMari4s Tee hee hee!!!

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@JessicaMari4s No..I'm here...only one really..so you best just take me...I,ll probably be alright for what you need..got most my teeth and remember certain things

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@Themonamix Well ..I'm not but I can sack her if you want....lol...course I'm single..who'd have me..cheeky sod that I am?

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@JessicaMari4s Morning beautiful..you have a knack of brightening my day...hope you don't mind me saying xxx