Ted

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

As president, I will lower the cost of groceries by taking on corporate price gouging.

I have done it before, and I am going to do it again.

[Ted @tedbennet1985]

@omarh007 @JoeyActionX @SarahIronside6 Your name is Omar Hajee. You'll be rounded up with all the other brown people, declared a terrorist and be deported by March if Trump wins.

Is that really going to benefit you?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m stuck at home with COVID, so I had the distinct misfortune of watching Donald Trump’s speech to the RNC.

What the hell was he talking about?

[Ryan Silvey @RyanSilvey]

It only takes ONE juror to hang a jury. Juror #2 answered that Trump’s Truth Social was their only source of news and not even THAT person voted Not Guilty on even ONE charge.

Please save your rigged/sham/kangaroo takes for your echo-chamber friends & donors.

[Ted @tedbennet1985]

@LaraLeaTrump I don't want him back in the White House. My 401K has just now recovered from his tweets. He personally extended the amount of time I will have to work before retiring by over 4 years.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Zack and Cody can finally eat their Italian food today after making a reservation at the restaurant 15 years ago

[Penny Johnson Jerald @PennyJJerald]

It’s no joke being Ted’s High School Principal, but someone’s got to do it! Don’t miss #tedseries – premiering Jan 11, only on @Peacock

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

More Ted!

[Ted @tedbennet1985]

Check out the trailer for my new show on @peacock.

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

Hey, it’s the new trailer for “TED”! Event series arrives January 11th on @peacock!

[Ted @tedbennet1985]

Subscribe to @Peacock so you can watch my bio-series starting January 11th. Ya see, it's better than a bio-pic because it's longer. #Ted

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

Get psyched to subscribe to yet another streaming service, because the “Ted” event series arrives January 11th only on @peacock! #tedseries