Ted Peterson

[Ted Peterson @tedbp]

@Dussyme 2, assuming the farmer has both feet.

[Ted Peterson @tedbp]

@musk_news13 B - based on history

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@TulsiGabbardDNI D

[Ted Peterson @tedbp]

@ElonMuskNews47 👋

[Ted Peterson @tedbp]

@ElonMuskNews47 Hi

[Ted Peterson @tedbp]

In Bowling Green Kentucky, FYI

[Ted Peterson @tedbp]

Is it just me or does it drive anyone else crazy that no one knows how to say numbers anymore? It's not, "two hundred AND sixteen", it's "two hundred sixteen". The "and" should be used to represent a decimal point. E.g. "two hundred sixteen and a half".

[Ted Peterson @tedbp]

How long does it take to blow up an oil well? No punch line, I really want to know.

[Ted Peterson @tedbp]

That's an "M" as in "Boy".

[Ted Peterson @tedbp]

In Chicago, there are two seasons. Winter and Construction. Winter is over.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Man, I am so tired. APRIL FOOL'S! I'm NOT tired. (I'm kind of tired)

[Ted Peterson @tedbp]

It's 55 degrees F in Chicago. I bet I see people wearing shorts today.

[Ted Peterson @tedbp]

one hundred - forty letters is not even a small portion of what is needed to allow me to fully and completely express the importance of what