Ted Cannon

Pretty sure you’ve got the wrong guy. Double check here: @[email protected]

[Ted Cannon @tedcannon]

We met in @groundlings Sunday Company, and now @nicwegener (@midnightshowla) and I are Rap Masters. http://t.co/1sg8skYQ7s

[Ted Cannon @tedcannon]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/GxgUnn3Tjp

[Ted Cannon @tedcannon]

@Teqball Is there a way to watch the matches in person?

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

Taylor Lorenz said twitter formally denied her appeal and suspended her permanently. they said "this decision will not be reversed."

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

UPDATE: Musk admits he's making up the rules as he goes.

He decided to "temporarily suspend" Lorenz because of unspecified "doxxing action" sometime in the past.

This is an unhinged attacked on press freedom.

[Ted Cannon @tedcannon]

@slashfilm is it the tornado?

[Ted Cannon @tedcannon]

@owillis even then, they’d probably still vote for him in the general if he gets the nomination

[kottke.org @kottke]

"The removal of shows from HBO Max means WB Discovery is able to save money in residuals paid to cast and crews of productions, on top of the money saved by not continuing with the shows at all." https://t.co/HiR3pMovrl

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

FYI The @FCC has opened a rulemaking proceeding to require mobile wireless providers to block illegal text messages, a common path for fraud. I will be following up with @FCC and @JRosenworcel to make sure they put strong rules in place to stop the surge in robotexts.

[Ted Cannon @tedcannon]

@timothycsimons what, like carry dad’s snacks to the seats?

[Jay @jaywillis]

Kavanaugh hanging out with some real grade-A freaks here, but again, it’s inappropriate to question the impartiality of Supreme Court justices

[Ted Cannon @tedcannon]

@Jeremy_Rowley @ThatEricAlper @benomappy They’re all just pseudonyms for Primus

[Ted Cannon @tedcannon]

@mattknudsen Basements only!

[Jeff Yang 🫶 FOLLOW ME @ORIGINALSPIN ON THREADS/IG @originalspin]

Every single time. Republicans vote against progress then try to take credit when it passes, despite their stringent resistance.

Yes, it’s great news. No, you had nothing to do with making it happen and in fact tried your best to block it.

[Benjamin Pope @fringetracker]

this is why US companies want healthcare to be tied to employment: you can use it for strikebreaking

[Jamil Smith جميل كريم @JamilSmith]

Standing in solidarity with @NYTimesGuild members.

[regular steve albini @electricalWSOP]

Skip NYT content.
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[Wisconsin Democrats @WisDems]

That’s why the upcoming Wisconsin Supreme Court election on April 4, 2023 is so important.

We have the opportunity to rebalance the court (away from the extremist MAGA fringe).

If we send a pro-democracy judge to the Court in April, we secure the fate of American democracy.

[kottke.org @kottke]

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was published 42 years ago in the US. Here, a number of public figures reflect on the book series and its impact. https://t.co/UimwtxQNyw