Senator Ted Cruise (parody)

Representing the State of Texas, poorly. Faith, Family and Pornhub.

[✨🌙♒️𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕒♒️🌙✨ @XennialAquarius]

Larry David does not give a damn. Cheryl Hines is a deplorable along with her husband, trump and their idiot followers

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@AdamSchefter @LeBatardShow Can we just leave the mannequin somewhere as the testimony to the dysfunction of the Snyder ownership, and that which Goodell not only endorsed but routinely defended.

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@days0fblunder @acarlitos27 @lumbeecarl @MikMcDaniel Take it easy on him, he paid for a blue check, so being scammed is easy.

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@Jamieshaw799331 @AJDelgado13 @KamalaHarris Oh shit, the guy who has worms eating his brain is endorsing a felon. 🤭

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@Acyn Dude stole money from kids with cancer

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

absolutely gut wrenching -- the DNC features testimonials from women who lost students and children during mass shootings

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@laurenboebert Maybe take care of your kids? They’re a fuxking mess

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@Asadkaz74665120 @TrumpDailyPosts He pushed to have the border bill vetoed lol

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@TrumpDailyPosts Sup nazi

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@BeNiceNatasha @instagram And I thought we had dinner planned at Peter Luger in Caesar’s. Fuck.

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@HogBoomer @bigbearray33 @ClayTravis Yes, I can’t afford it. I’m just an average GED Trump supporter who’s been living on welfare and unemployment, but blame immigrants who want to work and work hard for money I could earn but I’m just a wee little white nationalist Trumper blaming immigrants for taken merr jerrbb

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@HogBoomer @bigbearray33 @ClayTravis lol paying $100 to make yourself think you are important is really not the flex here, guy.

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@_GloryHolz @ClayTravis Is that what Elon told you? Cuck?

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@LoverOfThe69 @ClayTravis @minakimes @Outkick That’s right. Pay for your blue check clown. 🤡

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@McDonalds @DevinFeltman Can’t reply to me? Went to a store and out of stock!

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@McDonalds I went to a store today.. out of stock lol

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Weird.

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@_GloryHolz @ClayTravis lol sure

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@LoverOfThe69 @ClayTravis @minakimes @Outkick Hahaha you’re a clown lol. Keep it up bra

[Senator Ted Cruise (parody) @tedcruisecoup]

@_GloryHolz @ClayTravis From who lol?