Ted Cruzenstein

Texas Senator for the people of Israel. Elected to defeat antisemitism. If it doesn’t bless Israel, it’s unconstitutional. MIGA. 🇮🇱

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It was a magical night. I still think about it often.

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@TrumpDailyPosts So was Israel for 2000 years. We need to get all of that back first.

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Israel must genocide harder if we’re ever gonna get that Temple rebuilt.

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Now that President Trump revealed there was massive election fraud in 2020, it is imperative Congress return to its business of sending more money to Israel.

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@PerryALPHA

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I’m not sure Epstein really ever existed.

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Jews in the US are being ravaged by a major clean air crisis as toxic fumes from Canadian wildfires blanket Jewish communities across the nation. The world hasn’t seen toxic smoke like this since Auschwitz.

Even nature is out to get Jews.

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My biggest complaint with eternity is that I won’t be a true Jew throughout all eternity. But that’ll be my cross to bear.

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Let me be clear: Not all goyim are equal. Please don’t think the VP represents us in this matter. There are plenty of us who want to remain subservient to the interests of Israel, and we are perfectly fine being manipulated through propaganda and campaign efforts. It’s in the Bible.

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My superpower is Zionism and giving Israel money.

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Just a reminder that there are zero Jewish characters portrayed in The Odyssey.

Antisemitism is still alive and well, sadly.

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@unclesigma30 There isn’t even a close second.

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The most beautiful hyphenated word in all the English language is Judeo-Christian.

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We all bleed the same: blue and white.

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Today’s generation just needs to work 108 times harder. This isn’t complicated.

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

As of today

It takes about $108 to equal the spending power of $1 in July 1971

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With Lindsey now out of the way, I think it’s safe to say I am the leading defender of Zionism and Israel in the Senate.

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From my Sunday school teachers’ lips to God’s ears.

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If you cannot be Jewish, God still expects you to be Judeo-Christian.

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I will gladly give Israel trillions of US dollars if that’s what it takes to prevent grandma and grandpa from being turned into lampshades and soap again.

That’s how fiercely American First I am.

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I want tiny hats in this country as numerous as flock cameras.