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😈 they/she 👽

[T @tedddybb]

@blamsamran I’ve just accepted my left nipple gets pissy a few times a year

[witty, irreverent, about nothing @makakiavelli2]

as a ~2020 essential worker~ the way ppl talk about this “quarantine” has always cracked me up. y'all were not held captive, you were at my job harassing me!

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

judgmental and fatphobic gay people are so disgusting to me. you are given the gift of not having to abide by society's rigid rules because you're gay, and you turn around and apply some of the worst ones back to your community. small minded losers. be straight you pigs

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

me at Maya Rudolph’s Oh Mary

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Before we looksmax we have to personality bare minimum

[miss kay @ladymisskay_]

If you talk about lymphatic drainage I will kinda think you’re stupid I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

[miss kay @ladymisskay_]

Just went to a Trader Joe’s for the first time. What the fuck is actually wrong with y’all shopping there

[T @tedddybb]

Robyn NYE presale buffered for 3 minutes then informed me no tickets were available, like, ok thank you!

[T @tedddybb]

dickmatized and squirming girl I get it!

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump on Mamdani: “This is a man that right now I think is focused on New York City. I really think there's a chance to do a great job. We're going to help them, but I really think he has a chance to do a great job.”

[T @tedddybb]

Somebody’s gotta strap Debra Messing to a gurney, she’s gone wacko!

[im keef girgo 🌹 @flex_luther13]

city about to be like this tomorrow night

[effortless and soulful pimp @funko_wop]

[Getting a sandwich from a bodega at 4am] NYC baybee, greatest city in da world

[waiting on a delayed train for any amount of time] city of piss. One hundred million year blood curse upon Eric adams

[latke @latkedelrey]

kind of exhilarating to have had a year filled with so much misfortune that you get to be like okayyy me still being here is sort of an accomplishment in and of itself

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

you’re all so weird about living in New York. yes it costs money, no it is not impossible. millions of people without trust funds or 6-figure jobs do it. talk to literally one person who doesn’t work in Manhattan or live in Bushwick/Bedstuy/Ridgewood oh my god

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

the upside of being a sweaty girl is that fall starts in december

[T @tedddybb]

google says charlie kirk and i are the same age, but i know a 43 year old man when i see one

[T @tedddybb]

Almost missed Gaga because @StubHub sold me fake tickets! Do not use them they are horrible and should be put out of business

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i’d end my life from loneliness before i ever talk to chatgpt like it’s my friend