Teddie Bemis

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

Douglas could be a model for Touch of Gray hair dye for dogs (if it existed)

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

nothing says good morning like crying at 9am while watching tv

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

adopting a dog was the best decision I’ve made all year

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

I bought a dress discounted because it was missing a button and sewed a new one on myself. Hmu if you need a new button cause im basically a pro now

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

Learning how to make a decent iced coffee with my keurig was the best thing I’ve done for my wallet

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

No matter how long I live in Oklahoma, I don’t think I’ll ever get used to the feeling of the wind shaking my car.

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

I just noticed the hook on my closet door isn’t center and honestly I’m losing my mind

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

Target in the middle of the afternoon on a weekday is completely different than target on the weekend

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

It’s strange to think that as I go about my daily life, somewhere in space is a Tesla Roadster #SpaceX

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

The King has spoken https://t.co/UsmuAgUNkj

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Pineapples are for fruit salads not Pizza ! https://t.co/2XM6PhC9vP

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

To this day, when I hear or say “just do it”, do I think of Nike like a normal person? No. I think of Shia LaBeouf. Do I dislike myself a little more each time? Yes.

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

Morning update: 53 degrees in the apartment ❄️❄️

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

Apartment heater breaks on one of the coldest nights so far. Classic.

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

Happy Santa day! 🎅🏼

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

Spending a weekend in the wilderness where you can truly see the stars does wonders for the soul

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

@arunderkoffler

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Someone in my office is listening to Christmas music loud enough to where I can hear it from my office. Guess I'll be singing Christmas music for the rest of the day then...

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

If we can make it through two days of IKEA furniture building, we can make it through anything 🙌🏻 https://t.co/gZGNnC0BMC

[Teddie Bemis @teddiebemis]

@Julie_Heaton me when your parents said I could use the backdoor https://t.co/RHY7s0NJC6

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