Teddy Brightside

Stay on my good side,my words are like knives..Call me Mr.Brightside @BatesMotel1974 is the Tonto to my Lone Ranger...Don't try it, hands up motherfucker! ONE.

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The human body has 206 bones....

How would you like to have 207??

*flirting is hard

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Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the sarcasm and free nudes.

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@BatesMotel1974 HBD!!!

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@BatesMotel1974 Merry Christmas my brother!

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@Oil_Patch_Chick ❤️❤️❤️

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@Oil_Patch_Chick @Poison @joanjett @DefLeppard @MotleyCrue @NikkiSixx I never wanted to be Nikki Sixx so badly..

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@Oil_Patch_Chick Wait together or separately?

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@Oil_Patch_Chick Seeing you is better for the soul 😍😍

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@navium_exuro

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@Oil_Patch_Chick 😍😍😍

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@navium_exuro Amen!

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Sorry I’m social media awkward

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Mother’s Day is tough since my mom decided to dis own me. I wish I was joking…

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Women on Twitter 1.2 million followers….men on Twitter 127 followers….tits rule the world fellas.

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I’ll put my clothes back ON for money…

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Twitter where you can talk to millions, and no one listens

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I’m a trophy husband, but for 8th place…

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Truebill , but for shitty Tweets

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Looking for new followers with low expectations..

[Teddy Brightside @teddigsol]

I can count on one hand the number of things I can count on one hand