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[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

Okay. I will out myself.

I am holding $GME because of one reason.

I still believe in MOASS.

I don’t care if you don’t.

I don’t care if you think there’s a 10 year plan and you are only betting on @ryancohen operationally.

I truly believe that there is a short against GME the size of the federal reserve.

They got their hands caught in the cookie jar. I will never comprehend why a billionaire who just sold his company would want to jump right into a dying retailer stock for no reason.

He used to talk about short selling constantly. BCG / the storm troopers, etc.

Multiple big banks were getting cascade margin called in 2021. They couldn’t deliver shares so they shut the stock off and created their own price.

They haven’t stopped since.

RC raised cash so that they couldn’t stop him anymore.

@TheRoaringKitty posted memes, that when watched in reverse, lay out a very specific path to MOASS in movie format. And a lot of those things have come to fruition.

I believe that his last posts were an algo test to see how the algos would respond to his posts. He wasn’t hacked.

The battle scenes at the end of the movie is where we are at now. There’s about 6 battles.

It ends with Thor ending half of all life.

It’s quite the production, if you haven’t seen it. Worth the watch.

My points are simple. There are only two things left.

Either RC created all these counterparties that are destroying the price because he’s one of them. Or he’s one of us.

We will find out soon. If warrants print, he’s the white knight.

If not, he’s one of them.

There’s literally no reason to do all of these things that would clearly destroy the price during the warrant period - which are hedge fund gifts.

Unless it was a setup. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

MOASS or bust.

Tomorrow.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

@1019Elihu You must think I am going long?

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

If anyone wants an interesting play…

$DJT has a $1b note coming due on the 30th (via holder rights).

If holder calls it, they owe $1b in cash they don’t have (only $400m)

Stock is up 25% today.

Wonder what they will do 🤔🧐🤨

If you follow $GME at all, you probably can take a bet at it.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

Micron will be the world’s largest company in 5 years.

It’s a bold prediction.

But just do the math.

There is no “memory cycle.”

It’s fake.

As soon as $MU trades at a simple 15x forward earnings and they hit their growth targets + supply and demand predictions come in anywhere near their projections, they will be the world’s largest company.

They have 7-10x potential in 5 years.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

Jensen is out. No one will care in 6 weeks.

Imagine thinking that in the day of AI with thousands of the smartest people on the planet, that a $4T company and the largest economy in the world needs one man.

Mark my words.

This is the bottom of the AI bubble fear.

Once the new leader is announced, the mainstream and financial news will grovel over the new CEO to calm the waters.

It will be rocky for a few days.

And it will all settle after earnings.

The real AI bull run starts now.

It’s all but certain.

[Diligent Plane @DiligentPlane]

Sold all of my stocks in in the after hours based on the Jensen removal news

A Jensenless Nvidia is potentially very scary

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Look at $GME after hours and ask yourself one thing.

We all know it.

No one wants to say it.

@ryancohen could have stopped this.

He could have fucked these women first.

But he fucks hedge fund owners instead.

And he makes @larryvc watch.

Because he wants to destroy his shareholders.

When will RC fuck for us?

The answer is never.

He only fucks for himself.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

@FiveGheys @magsonthemoon @ryancohen That’s why I have to free you all.

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Remember when @magsonthemoon called swapping my $GME for $MU a generational fumble.

I do. It was 4 days ago.

Thus far…

$MU - up 25%
$GME - flat

Don’t forget. @ryancohen is a loser.

You only don’t think he’s a loser because you are in his cult.

You are the product.

It has literally never been the plan for you to make any money, at all.

He is a disgrace to the GME community and should be treated as such.

No one smart or worth a ton of money takes RC or GME or your investment seriously.

Get over it.

You lost.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

@StanleyPopsicle @ryancohen Cutie

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Here comes another cute $GME pumper who just bought the stock last week.

Trying to explain to us how it all works.

Keep hoping buddy.

See you on the dark side after @ryancohen hands all of the gains to hedge funds through 2032.

This is the dumbest investment money can buy.

I’m only holding because my future mental health won’t be able to stomach a Roaring Kitty return that I miss.

That’s about all.

RC is the enemy of retail holders.

He hates you more than your little brain can comprehend.

Keep holding and you will figure it out.

[StanleyPopsicle @StanleyPopsicle]

If the $GME community could just stop looking for a squeeze, and look at the bigger picture, zoom out, I believe this is the road map to six digit share prices. Maybe more. This is what I believe is taking @ryancohen so long. Patience required. We are all going to make it.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

@StanleyPopsicle @ChaddSchroy @ryancohen lol. Hoping for a squeeze. Can’t read a chart.

You are brand new. Stfu.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

The delusion of some of you.

If $GME acquires $EBAY at these prices now, it will be for $160 per share.

And it would absolutely send GME to $0 because of all the dilution and debt necessary to get there.

Loyal shareholders would hold until GMEQ.

@ThePPseedsShow would launch a new token promising you will all be billionaires.

GMeBay would be bought for Pennies on the dollar by @marcuslemonis when he gets some lunatic to give him more money to buy another piece of shit out of bankruptcy.

Do you people even try to do math?

[NFTprospector 🦇🔊🍦🏴‍☠️ @NFTprospector_]

This is why $GME will eventually acquire $EBAY. One of its greatest assets is their physical locations. EBAY needs GME if they ever want to scale their business

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

@CherriereH24786 I don’t know how.

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I am trolling.

I only sold half of my $GME shares.

Actually swapped like half my position for LEAPS and 6 monthers too so have same exposure.

I swear to god lol.

This is an anon account.

I’ll say whatever tf I want.

I decoded some meme movie and thought RC was squeezing the warrants. He didn’t. I lost. And I am still crying about it after fully launching into it.

@TheRoaringKitty is a retard too.

Yeah it’s my fault. I’m the biggest retard.

Thanks @elonmusk I love your app.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

@IiiLimpet @ryancohen But but but. lol.

He’s up $1b from the initial squeeze still, buddy.

He gets paid however he wants with his an extra $1b in his portfolio.

He tried to get paid $35b for mediocre 15 year returns. But that will be over your head in this convo.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

If @ryancohen really wanted to put his money where his mouth was, he would put every single red cent of profit he has in $GME back into the investment.

It’s such a con pretending he’s investing in GME while being up $1b and hundreds of percents, while the majority of your shareholders are in the red.

It’s a con job. Dont buy into it.

$100m is a slap in the face, tbh.

He goes around town pretending he is this super aligned CEO while 30% of his shareholders absolutely despise his existence.

Fuck him and his hubris as hard as humanly possible.

Put your money where your mouth is, hedge fund bitch boy. You work for us. And you are doing a shit job while acting like you have a cement slapper.

Let’s see it. Stop pretending you are all in on GME and not using it as your little slush fund with your buddies.

Maybe we can ask your baby momma can run the company if you don’t want to do it. I’m sure she can do better.

We know she could have picked a better baby daddy.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

@EdwardConw71705 @ryancohen I clearly brought up Chewy in the post.

He loved his dog and got lucky on an Ecom pet lover play.

It’s been 84 years.

He’s done nothing but make love to HFs since.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

You don’t despise @ryancohen enough.

This is during a bull run, half of which he had billions of dollars in cash to invest with.

This isn’t some guy with a secret plan.

This is an imbecile who got lucky because he is obsessed with his dog and had a cat squeeze his stock twice.

Point me to the thing he has done that’s going to change the $GME outcome. Please.

He doesn’t know how to invest.

He doesn’t know how to create value without dilution.

Look at the GME volume. Nobody fucking cares about this stock or this man.

He cut costs, bravo.

What else?

Turning GME into a pawn shop? That’s what we have been waiting for?

I am disgusted that I believed in him this long. I feel like I betrayed my family. Makes me sick to my stomach how much he has made the hedge funds, while every shareholder has been tossed in the trash.

It’s a good thing he doesn’t believe in legacy. We will be sure to make sure his descendants know what a low life he is.

Treat your employees better, scum bag.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

@Simonsdad3 @ryancohen I thought it was analysis

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@EdwardConw71705 @ryancohen I asked my mom she approved before I posted.

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

@EdwardConw71705 @ryancohen You might be surprised

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@Simonsdad3 @ryancohen I do like the stock though

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@frontbuttcity @Simonsdad3 @ryancohen Which one though

[Teddy.com @teddy__com]

He baits retail into losing money in options and friendly HF setups.

Look at every corporate action.

Forward split (decreased GME volume by 60% but increased options demand by 40%).
eBay (merger arb).
Notes (conv arbs).
VWAP (insane).
Dilution (insane).

What he’s doing should be a crime.