Ted_dy

I am a saxophone and videofilm.

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@Hermesparcels Your 'next day' service has now taken over a week and I'm running out of sarcasm. Where is my package?

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@Hermesparcels how about try and give me more information without saying this phrase again? Go on, I dare you.

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@Hermesparcels Reminder: my large package which is 'a bit too big' for you, appears to have become permanently lodged in your exit hole. Your words not mine. PM me.

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

I'm so sorry to inconvenience you with my large package, but if there's any way you can PM me to give me more information that would be useful seeing as the international courier who literally passed you the parcel has no idea how terrible you are. @Hermesparcels

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

Ok @Hermesparcels I've had to return to twitter to try and find out the answer. Where is my parcel? You have told me my parcel 'appears to be a bit too big!' For what? A two-bit delivery service? You claim this will be processed within 48 hours. 4 days later nothing has arrived.

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

Oh look, it's our new single, Incident Book! Tons of work went into this, and it features a Jellyfish member on vocals! What a Christmas gift! Listen! Buy! https://t.co/fZHIp0GqrN

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@curryspcworld Hey Curry’s, your terrible courier friends @DPD_UK are lying about a delivery attempt. How come I can’t speak to your customer services to let you know?

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Zoom in on the nose

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

We just had 100 planes fly over our office!

Was quite hard to tell what they were spelling out in the sky though.

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@act_aoyama hey! I'm a London filmmaker in Tokyo next week, looking to cast a couple of actors for a very small experimental film to shoot on Sunday! Do you think you might be able to help me? thank you!

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@SetagayaTheatre hey! I'm a London filmmaker in Tokyo next week, looking to cast a couple of actors for a very small experimental film to shoot on Sunday! Do you think you might be able to help me? thank you!

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@pete_kan hey! I'm a London filmmaker in Tokyo next week, looking to cast a couple of actors for a very small experimental film to shoot on Sunday! Do you think you might be able to help me? thank you!

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@oneor8_kousiki hey! I'm a London filmmaker in Tokyo next week, looking to cast a couple of actors for a very small experimental film to shoot on Sunday! Do you think you might be able to help me? thank you!

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@KatohMasafumi hey! I'm a London filmmaker in Tokyo next week, looking to cast a couple of actors for a very small experimental film to shoot on Sunday! Do you think you might be able to help me? thank you!

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@haegiwada hey! I'm a London filmmaker in Tokyo next week, looking to cast a couple of actors for a very small experimental film to shoot on Sunday! Do you think you might be able to help me? thank you!

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@rrrriiiinnnnko hey! I'm a London filmmaker in Tokyo next week, looking to cast a couple of actors for a very small experimental film to shoot on Sunday! Do you think you might be able to help me? thank you!

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@gekidango hey! I'm a London filmmaker in Tokyo next week, looking to cast a couple of actors for a very small experimental film to shoot on Sunday! Do you think you might be able to help me? thank you!

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@tc_mixdogs hey! I'm a London filmmaker in Tokyo on Sunday, looking to cast a couple of actors for a very small experimental film to shoot on Sunday! Do you think you might be able to help me? thank you!

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@gessyokukageki hey! I'm a London filmmaker in Tokyo next week, looking to cast a couple of actors for a very small experimental film to shoot on Sunday! Do you think you might be able to help me? thank you!

[Ted_dy @teddybayit]

@Theatre_Arts hey! I'm a London filmmaker in Tokyo on Sunday, looking to cast a couple of actors for a very small experimental film to shoot on Sunday! Do you think you might be able to help me? thank you!