Teddyevance

choices! yes choices!.

[David Ndii @DavidNdii]

Ethnic profiling has no place in
a constitutional democratic Kenya. The prejudice and historical injustices against Somali Kenyans is a Jomo Kenyatta legacy that must end with Uhuru Kenyatta.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A man who can:

- Cook

- Wash his clothes

- Clean his environment

- Organize his closet

- Mend & sew his clothes

- Budget his money

Cannot be manipulated by women.

Be this man!

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Treat a disloyal man with the same contempt you would treat a thief.

Disloyal people are harmful.

They suck your blood and profit off your sweat. Don't entertain them.

Discard them and never say sorry.

Be ruthless while discarding them.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

✌

It is a wrap!

Rise above the Phallic phase.

Don't be a petty, chaotic dick head.

Push yourself to the Metallic phase.

Build a metal mindset and a mettle spirit.

#MasculinitySaturday

[コムちゃん @Chebon_Esq]

I remember the day former president Uhuru visited a mental hospital and asked the patients "mnajua mimi ni nani?" one of them shouted "hatukujui kwani wewe ni nani?" Uhuru answered "mimi ni president wa kenya Uhuru kenyatta" but one of them started laughing loudly and said...

[Eric @amerix]

Once you hit 35 years,

Slow down your barbell squats.

Focus on:

- Walking more, 5,000 steps/day

- Body-weight squats

- Bulgarian squats

- Sumo squats

- Goblet squats

- Jefferson squats

- Walking lunges

You have one spinal column, protect it.

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

What is the most painful thing that you saw your parent do to pay your school fees and support you through school?

How have you paid back your parent's struggles and efforts?

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

How do you claim you love God whom you have never met but hate your brothers & neighbours whom you meet every day?

You are a hypocrite.

You are a heathen.

You are worse than an infidel.

Your spirit will roast in the fiercest embers of hell.

#ManDay

[Eric @amerix]

Politicians campaigning:

"We shall attract foreign investors who will lower the cost of living."

Politicians in office:

"Foreign investors who lower the cost of living will be deported."

Lesson: The poorer the masses the richer the politicians.

#ManDay

[Eric @amerix]

Climate change activists cut trees to erect billboards that read:

"Welcome to climate change conference."

Then they meet in hotel rooms lit with artificial bulbs.

Then they eat processed foods & drinks in plastic bottles.

Then discuss carbon emissions.

Scammers!

#ManDay

[Eric @amerix]

The clouds are gathering,

The rains are coming,

Prepare for farming.

Don't listen to politicians.

They are the cause of our problems and have no idea how to solve the problems.

Politicians are scumbags!

#ManDay

[Nomadic Dothraki @NomadicDothraki]

l love authenticity. This lady's content is too wholesome. I pray she wins for real.

[Eric @amerix]

OBESITY is not caused by genes.

Obesity is caused by your MOUTH.

- The foods and drinks you consume.

People who tell you that you are fat because of genes, want to sell you pills or surgery.

Zip your mouth and obesity will depart from you.

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

The only person I recognize to turn around the misfortune & predicament of the Luhya people is George Natembeya.

He is masculine, energetic, focused & resolute.

The others are the reason why the Luhya community is rudderless, disorganized and white knights.

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

Food for ‘poor’ and ‘broke’ people:

- Pumpkin
- Cassava
- Sweet potato
- Green banana
- Eggs
- Millet

Food for ‘successful’, educated & ‘affluent’ urban folks:-

- Bread
- Pizza
- Chips
- Soda & juices
- Yoghurt
- Sausages

Education without wisdom is useless.

#FoodFriday

[Eric @amerix]

Don't eat bread,

Whether white, yellow or brown.

Modern bread is synthetic and harmful.

#FoodFriday

[Teddyevance @Teddyevance1]

@MusaliaMudavadi This is madness

[Teddyevance @Teddyevance1]

@amerix Good morning

Nigeria

land of simps

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Good morning!

With respect to Nigeria, - the land of many simps -

We shall postpone #MasculinitySaturday till next Saturday.

We wish them all the best as they elect a new president.

[Teddyevance @Teddyevance1]

@ntvkenya Kiss ass