Teddy Homer

[Teddy Homer @teddyhomer]

NEW AI drum lessons from Al Gore! Get your algorithm with Al Gore Rhythm! #seffayfeffseffahi @douggpound @VicBergerIV @OfficeHrsLive xoxo 💋

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Jesus H, stop, you Bond-villan wannabe

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@noturtlesoup17 “Deal with being priced out of your community with obnoxious clap 👏 punctuation 👏 !”

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found han solo on the beach this morning #StarWars

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🚨 @OfficeHrsLive @douggpound @VicBergerIV

[C H🖕🏽T O🇪🇨V E R A @chitoveraUFC]

Me high and drunk at 3 am telling my mom where I was

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@RepeatingCloud gauge earrings?

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Ok, what’s this “wordle” thjng? I’ll bite

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things people with big d!cks *don’t put on their license plates 👇

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@PadmaLakshmi a ninja turtle in a porno?

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So SAD will feed Brimly died!! What a waste!

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Now my “free Britney” t-shirt doesn’t make sense for anything anymore

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Dogs have credit ratings too. They're called FIDO scores 😎.

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SEEMS REASONABLE

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Drop request, if accepting: “no no no no no no (etc)” @douggpound @VicBergerIV 👇

[Acyn @Acyn]

Biden responds to heckler: Let him go. Everyone is entitled to be an idiot

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If I was gonna make a nonalcoholic beer I’d call it an IPNay 😎

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The guy who does Subway commercials is playing in this game! He’s good! #NBAFinals

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Imagine this game is exactly as it is, fans and all, but without the ball #NBAFinals @robdelaney props

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Fuck this—> #movetomaine

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@sugarcubedog2 Yes 😎

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It’s false that Luke ever wore this outfit 👇 #StarWars