Jared

airplane enjoyer

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

@nypost I wasn’t going to drink today but I can’t let Brad Pitt drink alone

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

If I was infertile and had a millennial wife posting about it on Instagram I’d beat her

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

@PopCrave @alpharivelino brutal

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

@joelover123__ Make your wife feel wicked shame after sex so she turns away from sloth and gluttony and back to lust

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

Phone died during karaoke night at the bar so I sang a country song to draw attention and tricked a girl into getting me an uber home

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

Siri lock my phone when I’m geeked on preworkout I’m scaring the hoes

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

Lowkey love the feeling of being so hungry that you’re a little nauseous

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

@LegoRacers2 When I make fun of the way Brits say taco they reply “but there is no R in that word”

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

British people think a Toyota Tacoma is an unreasonably large vehicle

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

Somalian on the only squat rack in the gym talking on the phone for 45 minutes. They all have to go back

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

@lulumeservey “May I meet you?”

“Huh?”

“Haha the meme..?”

“What 👁️👄👁️”

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

Apple is really good at making non-Apple services/products *just* annoying enough for iPhone users to make you switch to Apple services/products and monopolize your tech use

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

I think girls are just buttery wonderful snippets of the most sugary sort of being that god could ever think of

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

@phycorockchick @quesadaaa_ Spend a few years as the man of the house after dad leaves then you might get it

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

@phycorockchick Nutting at exactly 60 seconds
“Already?”
“I have sexual OCD”

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

Do you honestly think a girl wants a photo of your penis because shes gonna pleasure herself to it?
No, it’s for blackmail, boys. Never forget that.

[melchine @mels_charm_]

I wonder which group is known for sharing private pictures that are given to them in trust 🙊

[Jared @teddyjarebear]

@jaxajueny He was murdered right in front of his family for having open dialogue with people who disagreed with him you absolute retards

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

I will explain to you why the killing of Charlie Kirk pushes me to the right.

He had the exact same views as my Trump supporting parents who I love. He had the exact same views as half my extended family. Just regular Boomer conservatism.

And thousands of leftists celebrate him being shot in the neck and bleeding out in front of his three year old daughter.

If they want that for Charlie Kirk, they want that for my parents and my other loved ones.

And I won’t stand for it. Because I’m not a suicidal spiteful mutant with hatred for my own family, my own parents, my own civilisation.

I love the people who raised me and I’m loyal to them and I won’t ally myself with people who want to murder them just because they have old fashioned values that were completely common throughout 99% of modern history - a love of faith, family, church, nation.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

America will never be the same.