Teddy K. Davis

Technocratic Primitivist

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

First day at the plague factory

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

“We make the gay guys do that”
I forgot about some of these gems
The problem with these guys is they’ve never “done” anything besides talk and get yacked on pharmaceutical testosterone

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

When you ask Trump if he’s ending the war on Iran

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

If lobbyists didn’t control DC, the House & Senate would be in session tomorrow passing bills to re-establish country of origin labeling for beef & pork and to empower local meat processors to compete with the meat monopoly.

But POTUS and his cabinet and Congress are captive.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

When you ask the Fed if they’re going to cut rates

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

This is why 2 sticks of RAM cost $1k

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

Boomer Hippies spent their youth drinking and getting high and having promiscuous sex and aborting their kids and protesting war. Then they grew up as adults and sent all the factory jobs overseas and loaded up $40 trillion in debt. Then they became grandparents and DEI racially discriminated against the younger versions of themselves for women and foreigners, while voting for endless overseas war they would've draft-dodged. Now they spend their retirement lecturing kids about hard work, sacrifice, and moral character.

They are soft, decadent flower children who see themselves as disciplined, grim, stoic, battle-hardened aristocratic patrician heroic statesmen. And they never grew up.

They are prodigal children who sold off the family farm inherited over 300 years and 12 generations. Then they relocated to a mansion and maxxed out the credit cards of their children and sold their children into debt slavery serfdom.

They deindustrialized the American military and turned the Army into a welfare jobs program for black lesbians, sold off the shipyards, and sent the semiconductor factories to Taiwan... a small vulnerable island off the coast of China. They set their children and grandchildren up to fight and die in WW3 with old, rusting ships and low stockpiles of missiles and ammunition.

At home, they imported Mexican drug cartel sicarios and MS-13 Satanic dismemembement to rape and murder their children and grandchildren, as long as the cartel sicarios were willing to mow their lawns as cheap foreign labor global arbitrage.

That's their legacy. And they're proud of it.

[Chief_Engineer @ChiefEngineerCE]

Is it time to discuss what this did to the fabric of our nation?

[AA @measure_plan]

eventually the katamari ball comes for us all

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down

[Leg @poastlegs]

I want things you can't possibly understand

[WWG1WGA🇺🇸♥️ @WWG1WGA_QQ]

🚨BREAKING: British veteran breaks down live on TV over state of the country:

"Rows and rows of white tombs for what? A country of today? No, I'm sorry. The sacrifice wasn't worth the result.

I fought for freedom, and it's darn-sight worse now than when I fought."

[Teddy K. Davis @teddykdavis]

@sabooky15 @elonmusk @DirtyTesLa Lol pgud 7/10

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

My anonymity forces you to engage with my thoughts and ideas instead of attacking who or what you think I am, idiot.

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

I approve of this message.

[seb (recruiting arc) @hiiinternet]

@tiffany_yxy kimon carrying me ngl
https://t.co/EK2on2J6q1

[Free ⭐️ Are You Smarter Than a Politician? @SmarterGameShow]

Republicans lecturing me about voting sound like political Karens yelling at the manager because I won’t order from their menu.

I vote to reduce government power, not prove loyalty to a team.

Clean up your own party before scolding me.

[Fortissax @FortySacks]

I hate it when people make references to Weimar Germany or repeat cringe shit from the early to mid 2010s like, “Weimar conditions, Weimar solutions.” These people think they’re being clever.

Brother, you don’t live in Weimar Germany.

There’s no great industrial economy. You’re not some war forged Freikorps veteran returning from the front with nothing to do. Labour unions don’t have the power or social position to organize against a liberal state the way they once did. The country isn’t ethnically, culturally, or racially homogenous, and it’s certainly not particularly pious or churchgoing.

Most people are irreligious cultural Christians, atheists, or, in much smaller numbers, neopagans. A huge share of the population grew up with divorced parents or outside traditional households. You were born into the Information Age, shaped by mass global communication, cultural homogenization, instant access to information, and a world that became psychologically much smaller.

That age itself is now ending. We’re moving into the Age of Agency and the Age of AI. Some would argue those are really the same transformation viewed from different angles. AI is becoming a force multiplier for people who are agentic, creative, technically capable, and willing to adapt, while becoming an increasing drag on people who aren’t.

Mass replacement migration on the scale we’re seeing is also historically extraordinary. Population change of this magnitude has usually accompanied war, conquest, colonization, or enormous political upheaval. We’re now watching comparable demographic transformation occur through administrative policy, labour markets, global mobility, and mass migration.

Your circumstances are so historically specific that there isn’t some neat twentieth century allegory waiting to explain them for you.

You’re in uncharted territory.

This is your century. Your generational struggle. Your technological revolution. Your demographic reality. Your political environment. Your responsibility is to understand the world you actually live in instead of cosplaying somebody else’s historical crisis.

[Teddy K. Davis @teddykdavis]

Create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets. Go deep, not just the last 10 or whatever is the default. Analyze me.

[ℍ𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕚𝕤𝕥 (brendan) @giantfren]

HEYYYY YOU GOYYYYYS