Teddy

Turn your neck and your dame missin'

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

RIP Justin Tuckers talent

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

Holy FUCK

[BNO News @BNONews]

BREAKING: Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

Fuck it, play the song and crank it to 11

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

I'm all for Henry Cavill doing a live action RDR2 as Arthur Morgan

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

Native Italians have become a minority on Lampedusa.

But remember: it's a conspiracy theory and it's not happening.

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

@BrentVillamater She lookin for something to take a selfie with at an execution grounds? Lmaoo

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

The DNC tried to discredit Robert F. Kennedy, Jr last week with deceptive out-of-context quotes and ad hominem attacks. They then censored his ability to respond in the hearing while the cameras were rolling.

Here are the receipts, cited and sourced, to correct the record:

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

Jennifers body sequel?

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

Megan Fox has responded to my concern about her sons being dressed up in girls clothes with an IG post where she seemingly threatens me with witchcraft. Does that seem like a sane response to you? Her post and my response back are below. ⬇️⬇️

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

Not enough of this on the tl so here ya go

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Javeno McLean is a powerlifting champion who trains disabled, sick, and elderly people for free in his gym 🏋️‍♂️

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

Happy Mother's day to all you fckn mothers out there

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

I think she realized what she said a little too late lol

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Cindy McCain says she and her husband knew Jeffrey Epstein was trafficking and raping children, but they intentionally said nothing. Why?

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

Wanting a child to write you a sex fantasy as an assignment, penetration or not, is fuckin creepy. No one can tell me different that this isn't grooming or straight up pedophilia.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

A teacher in @4Jschools allegedly gave students this assignment to write a detailed paper about a sexual fantasy

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

What makes this great is that these are the same people in every city in America. They all moved there 15 years ago. They all recoil at real discussions about actual things. They’re incredibly bland, boring, corporate tools. They all love music festivals sponsored by Boeing.

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

Woman look like a smooth brain

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A 31-year-old Colorado woman who admits to having sex with a 13-year-old middle schooler and having his baby won't face any jail time under plea deal 😳

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

Bruh, bringing a baby to a movie theater is insane.

Soft pitch to correct this. Make the parents not only pay for a ticket for the baby but make them pay double what an adult ticket would be.
Problem and solution

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

Hot take

[Teddy @teddylemon8]

Late stages of dementia

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Why does he always get so angry out of nowhere?

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

Blueberry Jones

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Doomsday Clock has been set to 90 seconds to midnight, the closest it has ever been to annihilation.

[Jonas Shaffer @jonas_shaffer]

Here’s the trailer for ESPN’s 30 for 30 on the 2000 Ravens, “Bullies of Baltimore,” which will debut at 8:30 p.m. on Sunday, Feb. 5.

(via ESPN: https://t.co/o7cgel0QxD)