TeddyTheDog

[TeddyTheDog @TeddyTheDog]

http://t.co/hkxqgq1x3F I don't think so, people who are thinking so.

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http://t.co/K84CqZZlgw Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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http://t.co/j7akhkyLrN I feel sorry for all of the atheists named Christian.

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/wwDKNSjemB

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/isoTbskLkg

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http://t.co/IDfU96zJ Hey Chumbawamba, we kept you down.

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http://t.co/OijEoU0E "FOUR MORE EARS! FOUR MORE EARS! FOUR MORE EARS!" --Me eating an insane amount of corn

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I bet Flo Rida sometimes wishes he went with the name 'In Diana' instead. http://t.co/gUXcN1Xy

[TeddyTheDog @TeddyTheDog]

I'm a dog, whaddaya think I'm doing? 3 guesses: eating, sleeping or playing. (My person is typing this for me, if you're wondering.)