Teddy Woods

Promise nothing and deliver less.

[24 @meridiustweets]

maybe being kind is the real punk rock.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Monty and Charlie. Monty's back legs are paralyzed. But that doesn't mean he can't race his brother on walks. 14/10 for both

[luna 💋 missing billie @lunademavie_]

MY TOWN GOT LIKE SIX INCHES OF SNOW AND THE AQUARIUM LET THE PENGUINS OUT TO PLAY IN THE SNOW😭😭😭😭😭

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Charlie. He has literal heart-eyes. 14/10 would be an honor to pet

[Dr. Robert Rohde @RARohde]

2025 = 45^2

It's a perfect square. It will probably be the only perfect square year you ever get to live in.

The last time that occurred was in 1936. The next will be in 2116.

So, make 2025 a perfect year for you.

[Will Quinn @willquinnart]

Daily bunny no.2821 has survived another year

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.

[🤍Kira @KuroiKira_]

This one... I'm never dethroning it.

Why it got nearly 11k likes and 300k views, I'll never know...

[Governor Andy Beshear @GovAndyBeshear]

Good morning, Kentucky. Let's do good things and be kind to each other.

[Governor Andy Beshear @GovAndyBeshear]

Our time here on Earth is precious. Remember, life is short. Let's do good things and be kind to each other.

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

Wait this is sick

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

SAM: Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.

FRODO: What are we holding on to, Sam?

SAM: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.

[flow. @themeteia]

"We can but go on."

Hythlodaeus regarded him carefully. "May I ask what you mean?"

"I can't explain it, but...I know not what awaits, or what will become of us...yet we live. We are here and alive, and...and because of that, I know─I feel that we must...keep moving…"

[Goku @gokurawt]

Can you hear me?

It's me, Goku.

Get up, we have to get through Wednesday. Our week's journey is not over yet.

You can still fight.

[Daniel Gorman @DanielGorman20]

just told my 11y/o that I was certain about something ‘to a reasonable margin of error’ and she said ‘shut up nerd’ and my wife dropped her bowl from laughing so hard

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Amen

[History Calendar @HistoryCalendar]

Jimmy Carter is now too old to play with Legos 🧱