tedebare

I am the cutest, cuddly, Teddy Bear in the world. I'm also shy, sad, fat, and wondering.

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David Strassman’s Vol. 1 "Dummy" helped redefine ventriloquism for a whole generation.

Chuck Wood’s chaos + Ted E. Bare’s innocence + Strassman’s dark comedy = cult classic status. 😈🎤🐻

🎉 Vol. 1 “Dummy” will be released on YouTube June 1st! Stay tuned! 🎉

[tedebare @tedebare]

David Strassman’s Vol. 1 "Dummy" helped redefine ventriloquism for a whole generation.

Chuck Wood’s chaos + Ted E. Bare’s innocence + Strassman’s dark comedy = cult classic status. 😈🎤🐻

🎉 Vol. 1 “Dummy” will be released on YouTube June 1st! Stay tuned! 🎉

[tedebare @tedebare]

You can give your mum, ME!!
And chocolate, it's always good to give chocolate... https://t.co/1McwjtyDSs

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Dave says we'll be on TV tonight in Australia. I'm not in Australia so I can;t watch myself on TV ☹️☹️☹️☹️ https://t.co/MPiQx8kV69

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An anniversary is like a birthday right? So there will be cake!!! I like cake. I hope it's chocolate..... https://t.co/p2F9UDYtZc

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Look at this awesome tattoo of ME!!

I wanted to get a tattoo but the needle kept getting tangled in my fur. https://t.co/Avz4Xxo8L3

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Kevin is scary without arms! https://t.co/ZgMAqooPjj

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Ha Ha Chuck has pigtails!!
But he's still mean :-( https://t.co/mfYqvVqrIe

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Hi everyone I'm coming to Adelaide with a new show for the Fringe Festival. You can find out all about it here : https://t.co/pVXW3vgvPN

I don't have a fringe or even hair. I just have fur. I think it's... https://t.co/ezTNQxglQ3

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I'm rehearsing hard. Yum yum https://t.co/l2KtjPqsPh

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6 DVDs of MEEEEEEEEEE!!!! https://t.co/wnd9cjbvjA

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Look what I did!

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Chuck is being rude again.... https://t.co/d1xIJjGl9i

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My DVD is out! I wish I could watch it but I can't work out how the DVD player works :-( https://t.co/zsYWDRdYnT

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Chuck is RUUUDE!
What is Red Tube?? https://t.co/Q2rAiAIFF4

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Chuck is soooooo rude https://t.co/kbR7hZGO9v

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Dave says the DVD of iTedE will be in the shops in Australia and New Zealand soon. It features MEEEEEE! https://t.co/7wMaVLuwHI

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Dave found this in the archives. I don't remember doing this show but it was a long time ago I guess..... https://t.co/EcnH5btkP8

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Chuck said he was psychopath and I should come and talk to him about my problems. I don't think it helped... https://t.co/f5qJY2oUVz