Ted Parodyth

“Where’s your bathroom?” Actor, Writer, & Esther's Follian

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It's going to be fine guys, my horoscope says democracy is just in retrograde

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I’ve never made it through all of the Johns Wick franchise because I always turn it off twenty minutes into the second flick when it is clear to anyone paying attention that he is done with assassinating people for good

[Polygon @Polygon]

As Worlds Beyond Number’s second season begins, time is on their side https://t.co/FJdHLu05gG

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A gem of a human being - our little corner of sixth street has been pretty solemn lately

[James Rambin @jamesrambin]

rest in peace to crazy carl hickerson, the “thinking man’s leslie” and a truly authentic weird austin guy who once emailed me out of the blue about buying acid downtown in the 1970s
https://t.co/NUUsBfIZX8

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@WorldsBeyondPod @quiddie Anyone who’s performed on a cruise ship wil tell you what a disastrous idea this is for the knees & ankles of the ill-fated participants

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

BREAKING: Visual Effects (VFX) crews at Walt @Disney Pictures have filed with the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) to unionize with backing of @vfxunion.

This marks only the second time in history VFX pros have joined together, with the first being earlier just this month.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The best commercial in all of history

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@Marisha_Ray Breath before fear

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@samreich Whose Teeth? Our Teeth!

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The enemy of my enemy etc.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Yeah but neither are the yachts soooooo 🤷‍♀️

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The WGA strike is convenient timing for the news media to start reporting on the Supreme Court like it was an episode of Succession or Game of Thrones
(🤫 because it is)

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This season of #Dimension20 is more like Dimension 30 -- Am I supposed to just go watch normal TV after this??!?

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Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think the gym parking garage should smell like pancakes 🥞

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Just helped my mother setup my stepdad’s phone to work in Italy over zoom - AI could never

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@MitchFryman @DnDBeyond @DaytonChildrens @tiltify @ExtraLife4Kids @johnnystantoniv @JesseCox @aureylian @HapaBarbarian @OmarNajam Either way, my Minotaur Paladin salutes you!

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Getting an “I miss you” text is heartbreaking.

Doubly so when it’s from Whataburger 😢

[Lauren McGaughy @lmcgaughy]

Today is another big day for #LGBTQ Texans in the Capitol.

1) A House committee will debate a drag ban — amended to remove references to drag, &
2) The House is scheduled to debate a bill to remove the state’s unconstitutional ban on gay sex. https://t.co/3jhXF5kMtn #txlege

[Ted Parodyth @Tedgar3]

Some may like The Diplomat because it’s this witty Sorkinesque political drama.

I love it because it’s Regency Melodrama!

(I especially love the parts where people blurt out the subtext of every scene so their character sounds clever & insightful!) #TheDiplomatOnNetflix

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Sid’s new work clothes

[Alex Nguyễn @alexnguyen2311]

Texas Ag Commissioner has ordered employees to dress “in a manner consistent with their biological gender.” The ACLU Texas says this violates Title VII, the 1st Amendment & the Equal Protection Clause. https://t.co/Nup5pByDfE

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Not only did Spielberg deliver, he set a tone for experimentation that endured for most of the early seasons of Columbo

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At some point we should acknowledge that people who say gun violence is solely a ‘mental health issue’ are the last people to believe in mental health