Ted Brown

[Ted Brown @tedhbrown]

@unusual_whales Keeps the attention off those pesky Epstein files…. Just like the stop and start war.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The net effect of this decision is political parties will have more power over individual candidates. When elections are over, winning candidates will feel more obligated to vote with their parties instead of their constituents.

Fewer Thomas Massies and Ro Khannas, more zombies.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

Omg, I only just realised this guy is the one who made up the Israeli dogs being trained to sexually assault prisoners story.

It's quite amazing how much you can lie as long as you're hating on the right people.

[U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM]

U.S. Central Command forces began launching additional self-defense strikes today at 5:15 p.m. ET against multiple targets in Iran at the Commander in Chief’s direction. The strikes are in response to Iran’s unwarranted and continued aggression.

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

The 49ers have two international games this year. On Thursday, coach Kyle Shanahan said they may be on the road longer for the Week 11 trip to Mexico than for the Week 1 visit to Australia. https://t.co/eI7NiUiJ7d

[Bloomberg @business]

The short selling industry will be in the spotlight this week when one of its most prominent players goes on trial, accused of using social-media posts to illegally move their stock and make a quick profit https://t.co/StH0raxwzP

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Habs fans take a peak. So first I’ll say he got him early. Tampa player reaction is late. Doesn’t mean he didn’t get him. Ref delayed a second because he has to process that play before his hand goes up. Thought ref made the right call but understand frustration on the Tampa guy reacting late. I’ll say it over and over. Tampa stole that game from you. Yoink.

[Free the People @freethepeople]

.@RepThomasMassie explains that FISA 702 is just the tip of the iceberg with how the government has eroded our constitutional rights during a press conference with @laurenboebert and @naomibrockwell.

[Derek Wills @Fan960Wills]

🚨PLEASE HELP‼️

On May 16, #Flames broadcast crews on @Sportsnet, @Sportsnet960 and @NHLFlames TV will be participating in @Gaudreau5K, in memory of Johnny and Matthew and in support of The Gaudreau Family Foundation!

A donation of any amount would be greatly appreciated 🙏

https://t.co/bwtQnGAn4E

[FinancialJuice @financialjuice]

Israel's Katz: Will hit Iran's infrastructure as long as Iran keeps firing

[Benzinga @Benzinga]

Warren Buffett Says He'd Buy 'A Whole Lot' Of Apple If It Gets Cheaper— And He's Not Losing Sleep Over Cashing Out $100 Billion Stake. $BRK $AAPL

https://t.co/Ig3wA05lSz

[Ted Brown @tedhbrown]

@elonmusk “End of democracy” says the guy who donated $291 million.

[Ted Brown @tedhbrown]

@TodayUpdates0 @Python0o The bottom line: The ~4,000 figure refers to licensed daycare centers — not fraudulent ones. There is no credible evidence, investigation, or official finding that these centers are fraudulent. The fraud narrative was imported from Minnesota based on a viral map, not facts.

[FXHedge @Fxhedgers]

🚨 Is this the beginning of a repeat of Lehman Bros 2008?

UBS just halted withdrawals of a $469 million real estate fund and told investors they can't have their money back for up to 3 years.

Why does this matter? Back in June of 2007, Bear Stearns did the same thing at two of their hedge funds. One year later, Lehman Brothers collapsed and the global financial crisis happened.

UBS looked at their real estate portfolio, realized the buildings are not worth what they paid for them and they cannot sell them without admitting HUGE losses.

Commercial real estate office vacancies are at record highs. Buildings are worth a fraction of what they were. Everyone has been trying to avoid marking their portfolios down to actual current value. But they cannot ignore it any longer.

[Iain MacMillan @IainMacBets]

Blue Jays losing the World Series legitimately led me to losing 20 pounds this offseason.

Happy Opening Day.

[Benzinga @Benzinga]

Dad Wants To Stop Supporting A Full-Grown Son With A Job And A Wife After His Mom Passed Away. The Son Already Got His Mom's Life Insurance.

https://t.co/Ln2WlyqMKy

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Men used to go to war for a face like this

[U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM]

U.S. forces remain centered on very clear military objectives for eliminating Iran’s ability to project power against America and its neighbors.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

BREAKING: MORE EXPLOSIONS IN THE VICINITY OF BAGHDAD INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

BO KNOWS BUZZER BEATERS 🚨