Ted Houser

[Rookie City Det. Sergeant @RookieCityCop]

I had a distant cousin killed in Vietnam. 18 years old.

My bunk mate in Iraq was killed in Baghdad. 20 years old.

The number of friends I've lost to suicide out number the ones I've lost to combat.

We need to stop rich old men sending kids to die in foreign lands.

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@HeyDaveKim so painful that 2005 loss...

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@JoshLipnik And they do regular meet ups for the film community!

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@kalamazoo_memes I'm 43 years old and grew up in Farmington Hills, this is the first time I've ever heard this. Am I in the Truman Show???

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@jonxgenius To me "The Stones" are a rock band from London, and I grew up in Oakland County...

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@aaronkfoley I lived in the Palmer Park Apartments when a developer bought up most of the buildings and started moving everyone out. They ditched their plans and now it's mostly vacant. What's the term for displacement without profit? Failed gentrification? I feel like that should count.

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@JohanMullet @lakes_golfer @PureMichigan @Hour_Detroit @detroitnews @MLive @visitdetroit @DetroitCityFC @RoyalOakMusic a good one

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@srchengn Stuber from 2019

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@JFrankensteiner I think he did a good job of making the interview subject look & feel smart. His delivery of the questions make the answers feel revelatory. His performance made up for the poor questions.

[Watch #AskJenn @JENNontheRocks_]

ICE billboard, Palantir billboard. Weed billboard. Joumana.

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@Jaykelz Oh, it's that time of year already? Taxes must be due soon

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

you don't owe anybody anything! Anyway completely unrelated to that does anyone know why my life feels meaningless and unfulfilling

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@kayleighrenel 2017-2019. I've seen both tear downs and additions. Also see it in Hamtramck.

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@kayleighrenel I used to do real estate photography in metro Detroit. Dearborn had a lot of re-built homes, castles, etc. People liked the neighborhood and didn't want to leave, I guess

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

I hope Hollywood learns the right lesson from the massive success of Project Hail Mary (“the right lesson” being that Sandra Hüller karaoke scenes = big money)

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@2024dion Hipsters also chased culture, they wanted live music, comedy, DIY art shows, etc.

[Christopher @molochofficial]

to understand Liza Minnelli, as a concept, you have to remember that she’s literally the child of a homosexual man and Judy Garland -- basically, the gay Kwisatz Haderach

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@edgarwright @RunningManMovie So funny, was this improvised?

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@DE_Gifford They already have an MRAP that they paid to customize that they bring out to public events. I saw it last year

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@HuntClancy The China Syndrome