Ted Ipsen

If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, perhaps you don't fully appreciate the gravity of the situation…

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Worst CAPTCHA ever. I'm pretty sure that Google is just trolling me now....

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I just spent several seconds longer than I should have being confused by an email that referred to “sudo code” rather than “pseudocode”… Very different notions…

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@_JohnHammond @chvancooten That’s fantastic.

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Ah… LineCon…

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@Sightline_Sec @k3133t @secdrama

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@Sightline_Sec @RSAConference @k3133t @secdrama @netflix @pevma @StamusN Thanks to my great co-panelists @secdrama and @pevma as well as our wonderful moderator @k3133t at #rsac2022! I look forward to working again with you all in the future!

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I hate that my unique superpower is being able to pour coffee all over myself while drinking from a “spill proof” travel mug.

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Um. I feel like someone at CNN should have noticed that this is a weird headline…

[tmp.0ut @tmpout]

We are pleased to announce tmp.0ut Volume 2
https://t.co/zhxrUC420L

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It’s a good thing that I didn’t book travel for #RSAC yet. One of the few times that being inefficient and a procrastinator pays off for me.

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…but then you remember that books still work.

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When Internet and power both go out at the house….

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@simplenomad Mark, I’m so sorry to hear about this. Please know that you have a while community of friends and colleagues to lean on during this difficult time.

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Yeesh. It got worse.

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This pretty much sums it up.

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No WiFi on this flight. Mixed blessing/double edged sword. Feels like a double-edged bowling ball.

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Welp. I guess I’m committed now… DC29 In-Person Badge purchased. Travel booked. Now I just need to find the SPF 2^16 sunblock…

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Successful product launch: Kid 3.0 graduated from university, commissioned into the Army, moving across the country. Not too many debugging iterations required, and delivered on-time, and only slightly over budget.

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@andrewbecherer St. Michael. Or maybe that was the first bouncer....

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Wait... what’s it good for?