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Patron Saint of quality footwear

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I've never been into drugs, but....
I did just drink half-n-half straight from the carton.
fat boy cred

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@DawnHar01418651 @JonStewartIL @bchbkt Mandela effect is the mere collective dumbing down of the short-attention-span populace. The opposite effect that the internet and social networks should have created.

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@random_9a3f2 @JonStewartIL @bchbkt Spoiler alert: None. No activity will cause any kind of trouble the tinfoil hat alarmists erroneously espouse.

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@TansuYegen Ah yes, that lead solder is just as strong as the original metal threads 🙄

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@mattlantz As plenty others have praised the shot, post-work, and beautiful result, I must throw in kudos for the exquisite pre-work you did on composition and alignment! Great work. Congrats.

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@rearlb3 @EdPiotrowski Well it is technically a hypersonic missile. Just happens to reach orbital velocity and trajectory.

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@usopengolf Just enough time to remove any of the remaining trees on the course.

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@AZDuffer7590 The original ransom note was sent to TMZ. It contained the bitcoin address. They shared the note with law enforcement. Anyone can look up an address on the blockchain and see activity. Nothing nefarious here.

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@elonmusk And writes dialog worse than George Lucas.

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@volcaholic1 Human “permanence” is a mere hiccup in geologic time. The stability of the ground there resembles the glorified sand dunes that much of Southern California is built upon.

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@WBAIII @EvaWillaim Well, old Prius is indeed a TuRD.

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@Rayganomics_ @espn I had to rewind to listen again. Quite odd.

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@carrot1880 @el_budget Yes, but he abandoned the team prior to the 2017 national championship. Behavior he is quite accustomed to.

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@on3 @clowfb Plane…

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@TheSports_Shift I want to watch football outdoors on real grass! Is that too much to ask? All my life we’ve only seen two bland astroturf games on thanksgiving. Give me weather on thanksgiving. So I guess it’s Baltimore. Or move the other games to KC and Green Bay dammit!

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@VinnysCorner1 Dale Murphy

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@braves2430 Does it have to be during football season?! That’s the deciding factor.

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@KevinNegandhi Great career culmination and tribute today.
Oh, and nice job with the Trading Places reference in the quick score update, Kevin.

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@thehill You can’t pay down the national debt when you continue to produce a massive annual budget deficit.

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@GrowSmarter_x I was just asking my wife the proper way to cut duck blood. Timely video.

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@unusual_whales @josephwang @jam_croissant @BobEUnlimited @ModeledBehavior @LastBearStandng @MBjegovic Why would they? Trump’s idiotic tariff war is artificially pumping inflation.