p0lt3r

future lawyer ❤️ 19

[@shartgroblin @shartgroblin]

how it feels deciding to choose which vice to abuse for the day

[「𖥔𝐉𝐉𖥔 」 @jinguccii]

I feel like I just got told Santa isn't real

[Rubedo @_RosaRubea_]

Being a woke and having a military uniform fetish is hell. Help me.

[mi @mik_d0]

Ghost finds out a new thing about himself 🏃‍♀️

[jakey @jamieleecuntis]

getting sunday scaries

[p0lt3r @tedkievan]

on a date and jerma in the background true to form

[p0lt3r @tedkievan]

legit they act how they do in my mind #ghoap

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[p0lt3r @tedkievan]

how do animals pick their nose ‘m?

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

realizing something is out of my control

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A pest control company has released a free dating sim where you romance anime bug boys, voiced by Attack on Titan's Eren Yeager

Every relationship ends with you using bug spray to kill your insect boyfriend

[withered old crone 🥀🇵🇸 @FlatEartherK1tt]

looking in my camera roll for a pic of an ex and instead rediscovered the sexy stripper tiger that cooked crack and had a bunch of guns and wore designer panties with a fat ass just an fyi

[tani ♡ @eaudeloona]

babymetal as the dimetrescu daughters fuck it’s genius why didn’t i think of that

[brown recluse truther @Alex_of_Olaphis]

Michaelangelo's "The Creation of Adam" if it was good

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dog just shot me

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

The grim reaper jerked me off