Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat)

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

There is no such thing as an innocent bystander, you're acting or you're complicit.

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

“she’s gonna be an unmitigated disaster”

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

I need a motorcycle

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

Yinz guys ever slow dance to the shrek soundtrack at Jack’s down the southside?

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

I should be at TAB

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

A math nerd and a steel mill inspector walk into Gooski’s…

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

The jackknife next to me just ordered a tequila soda with titos

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

@gusinater “Oh check that out, it’s sun’s up o’clock”

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

Gotta love that new tattoo smell

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

No beard, no glasses, It’s still Ted

[fuzilante 🧮 @gusinater]

writing in my landlords name on the ballot

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

Dudes are reacting to the new Drake album the way gals were reacting to the new Taylor Swift

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

O.B. Literated

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

Avoiding Catatonic Surrender

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

We’re just a cosmic speck with some nice one-liners

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

At least we can agree on soul food

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

Drinking beer, minding my own business

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

If you ain’t know me before I had the Honda Civic don’t speak to me. No new friends. 😤

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

Developing a Theory of Integrity

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

here we go

[Chuckie (the doll not the rugrat) @tedkondrich]

if it hadn’t been for that Grayson hanging around my woman, I’d be in Tennessee