Dead Behind The Eyes

I’m a picture of mountains. He/Him.

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@CallofDuty Cevogreen#1361787 #codcombatrecord

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@IAmSimser I'm curious what you thought of the new Blink album? You and Sean were the biggest Blink fans I knew, so how'd you like this one?

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Cool people don’t give a shit about typos.

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@commentiquette LaDorphinchop Thunder-Gunch

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It feels like everyone is just going to keep using this regardless of Musk or rebranding.

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I know this lady who vlogs and blogs her entire motherly existence. She and her son going to the park, to the zoo, comic con. They are BEST buds.

I'm waiting for the moment where he hates her and refuses to hang out with her anymore. It's gonna be hilarious.

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@HalfaBrian1 Just the scene Paul Rudd always plays. But yea I know that's like a big commercial for McDonald's. Kinda like The Founder.

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They used to make the toys about the movie, now they're just making movies about the products.

Air, Gucci, Ford vs Ferrari, Barbie, Transformers, Legos, Lego Batman, Trolls, Blackberry

If they made Cast Away in 2023, the movie title would just be FedEx.

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@MarinaMedvin @johncardillo And they all have a lot more money than any of us.

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@chuckwoolery Fired. Sad. Loser.

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Starring Chris Pratt probably.

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"Toilet paper and napkins are where the money is at, kid! You'll never make it in this town with that crazy paper towel idea! People already have toilet paper, and they already have towels. If you keep showing up to board rooms with this idea, you'll have a BOUNTY on your head!"

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I say No Worries instead of You're Welcome, and now I'm going to update it to Hakuna Matata because everyone says no worries.

Being a contrarian is hard work, but fuck you I'm special and unique and the main character.

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@lgnrb @bensooy He sounds like he understands objective truth pretty well.

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@lgnrb Yea everyone I know just says, “do you still have that thing I borrowed you?”. It’s embarrassing.

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This guy could have been our leader. You fucking idiots.

https://t.co/z7yzCxRTR5

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@lgnrb

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@DojaCat Not falling for this one again.

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