Ted Lasso Quotes

Quotes from the Ted Lasso TV show, just for fun. Not affiliated with Apple or Ted Lasso.

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"I'm sorry Nate I have real tricky time hearing people who don't believe in themselves. Do you think this idea would work?" -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"Will you explain to me how that was offside? No! I'm asking you. Seriously! Explain offside to me. It makes no sense." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"Oh, come on, I would not bet on that, unless you want to win a buttload of money." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"You act like I'm chasing you with a booger." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"You act like I'm chasing you with a booger." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"I always thought that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. It's horrible. No, thank you." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"Fellas, I could watch you do this jaunty North Korean military thing you do all day, but I need a favor." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"Hey Dani what you doing? -Ted "Washing the death off of me." -Dani "I suggest you use a little soap. Helps get the eternal rest out of the tough to reach places." -Ted;Ted LassoJan maas is not being rude. He's " -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"Tell your mom happy birthday for us and if she ever wants to try out for the team she's more than welcome" -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"All right, fellas, you gotta remember, your body is like day-old rice. If it ain't warmed up properly, something real bad could happen." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"Fellas, I could watch you do this jaunty North Korean military thing you do all day, but I need a favor." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"This woman right here is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell ya, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off it, either." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"This woman right here is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell ya, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off it, either." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"All right, fellas, you gotta remember, your body is like day-old rice. If it ain't warmed up properly, something real bad could happen." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"Takin' on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. If you're comfortable while you're doin' it, you're probably doin' it wrong." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"Oh, come on, I would not bet on that, unless you want to win a buttload of money." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"One more person says something to me and Beard don't understand. I'm gonna have one of my son's classic temper tantrums. It's basically just him calling me a bunch of silly names, you know, like, I don't know, " -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"Will you explain to me how that was offside? No! I'm asking you. Seriously! Explain offside to me. It makes no sense." -Ted Lasso #TedLasso

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"Ties, and no playoffs. Why do you even do this?" -Ted Lasso #TedLasso